Day 58: The awesome things I did at the lake

So I'm gonna try to set stuff out for you as a quick review of what I did at the lake. Those of you coming with me (Sorry, Colombian Rice Eater... no more room! :D), here are some things you can expect - especially important for the person who has not yet joined me on my awesome trips to the lake.

July 1: Packed stuff. Put on clothes (a new brown dress). Left house at about 8:00. Endured two and a half hour car ride by reading a book, drawing a picture (a gift/prize/reward for Closet DaD fan), inking said picture while Moomoo took a nap while car was parked to avoid taking a nap while car was moving, and drawing two more pictures. Thanked my lucky stars Tummy and Dodo were not in the car with me. When arrived, unpacked, inked other two pictures, went to sleep.

July 2: Had a peculiar dream. Drew three more pictures. Inked two. Watercoloured picture one. Went for two short walks along trails in the woods - one was flooded partway through and one was just really short. Posed sexily for pictures of me in a mosquito netting hat. Unhappily posed for pictures with Tummy. Went shopping and found Last Year's Senior Pin Girl working at a store. She asked me to come to the store every day. I vowed to obey. Went to another store and bought something for me and a present each for Colombian Rice Eater and Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing. Came back to Last Year's Senior Pin Girl's store ten minutes later after Bean decided that, yes, she does like squirrels. Bought Bean a present. Took Dodo out for ice cream using twenty dollars given by grandmother. Went to sleep.

July 3: Had a peculiar dream. Watercoloured pictures three and five. Inked pencil sketch of picture six. Pencilled another picture, this one for Bean, after ten frustrating minutes of asking her what she wanted me to draw (you couldn't even give me a GENDER?) and having her respond "I don't really care." Eventually got "they should wear pants." (Picture drawn most definitely does not include pants. Be more specific or that's what you get biatch!*rage*)  Went to Last Year's Senior Pin Girl's store. Not there. Went for walks. Cousins came over for supper. (Well my cousin and her husband. She's 39. Yeah my parents are really old and they waited a loooong time to have kids... plus they're both the youngest in their families which means me and Tummy are even younger than our cousins.) Ate cousin's homemade pink marshmallows. Had, to quote World Champion Pacer, a "tongue-gasm." Went to sleep.

July 4: Inked picture seven. Watercoloured more details on pictures one and five, and cleaned them up.Went swimming for two hours. Went to Last Year's Senior Pin Girl's store. Not there. Went for walks. Moomoo went home. Went to sleep.

July 5: Had a peculiar dream. Watercoloured the skin on pictures two, four, six, and seven. Bought ice cream for $1.50. Went to Last Year's Senior Pin Girl's store. Not there. Went for walks. Cleaned up messiness on pictures two, four, six, and seven. Had a text-message with Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing so long and amazing it deserves its own blog post. Got two text messages from Supreme Harem Master saying "I want Matt Smith." and "Get me a Matt Smith for my birthday." Proceeded to discuss Matt Smith, David Tennant, Doctor Who, schwa, chinchillas, and Harry Potter with her. Went to sleep.

July 6: Packed.  Went to Last Year's Senior Pin Girl's store. Not there. Went for walks. Got pissed at Tummy for stacking dishes in drying rack shittily (glasses on their sides, bowls right side up, etc.) on purpose to take up as much room as possible in an effort to make me dry them all because he hates the idea of actually doing work, especially when I'm not working too. Got pissed at Dodo for getting angry at me for 1) eating an orange 2) asking Tummy to stack dishes less shittily (I said it much more nicely than that though (XD) 3) attempting to tell Dodo that Tummy stacked dishes shittily on purpose 4) making bed before being asked and not finishing it right away etc. etc. etc. Charming family I got, eh? Also got pissed at Dodo for 1) telling me if I didn't like how the dishes were stacked I could stack them better myself 2) saying I stack dishes badly too (BULL SHIT NOT THAT BADLY YOU MORON) 3) letting Tummy eat half a carton of ice cream and then not letting me buy a baby-sized cone with my own money ("You should have eaten some from the carton" "a) Every single time we've left the lake since I was an infant we've bought ice cream cones, no exceptions b) you told us last night we were getting ice cream cones c) THE PIG ATE ALL THE FRICKING ICE CREAM." "Too bad" "FML" Story of every moment I spend with these two morons, ex: my life. Dx ) etc. etc. etc. Drove home staring out window bored.