Saturday, July 16, 2011

Day 68: Memebase... not so awesome, BUT

I would like to make one thing very clear before we begin: I do NOT use any of the Cheezburger network, and I don't plan on it. It's pretty much the biggest waste of time that exists on the internet. (Except porn. Porn is the absolute worst.) Today, the urge to look randomly struck me... and I discovered that there are so many things on there that I could have posted myself. For example:

Although with me, it was more games than just Pokemon. And actually this was when I was about 12, as we didn't have any video games until then. When I was 10, I read books with my nightlight or lava lamp.

No explanation required.

If you ever get the chance to use one of these... do. Please do. They are AWESOME. They don't heat the air (used way less electricity), don't use recycled air (which blasts MORE germs onto your hands), and are reallllly powerful.

And then there are the things that happen ALL THE TIME.
My issue is usually with the TV though... I pretty much never use my iPod. Quiet show, then REALLY LOUD COMMERCIALLLL. Pisses me off. Don't even have a chance to mute it before my eardrums explode...

BRAIN. Y U SO STUPID? I threw a tube of toothpaste down the laundry chute once. I've thrown banana peels in the garbage and put Kleenexes in the compost. I don't think there's a person alive who hasn't done something like this at least once.

I doubt you guys remember, but if you do... remember that time I turned white in the middle of English? Remember Sabine helping me down the stairs because I was incapable of remaining upright on my own? Remember me leaving school because I was in pain? Remember me throwing up because it was so bad? (Okay, so none of you were there, but it happened.) Yeah. Periods suck. Usually not as bad as that, but they still do.

Now finally...
May I just say "story of my life?"

Have you guys ever seen a comic on Memebase or some other random website that could have been made by you? SHOW ME FOOLS!

2 comments:

  1. Memebase is like a God Damn psychic.
    This is the story of my life.
    http://cheezburger.com/Wingerzz/lolz/View/4936180736

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