Here's one he texted me last night.
"There once was a lizard that had no friends. His life sucked monkey butt - literally. That's how he made a living.So he decided to change all that and vowed to become a freaking dragon! But then he realized that's impossible so he became a hit man for Colombian Rice Eater instead. Soon, with the lizard's help, Colombian Rice Eater's underground business became top dog and no one could stop him! Until Katrina came over and beat Colombian Rice Eater so bad for not returning her bag that he died. So the lizard started working for her, and the world went to hell as she took over on December 21st, 2012.
THE END! :D"
That is all.
LOL! What a champ!
ReplyDelete