Day 54: I do love cyanide, as it is most awesome

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This blog is about two things that fit under one title. Hooray!

The first one is the main thing I do late at night. I have discovered the epic joys of Cyanide & Happiness. So mature and intelligent (compared to you guys, anyway)! Such detailed drawings! Such intellectual jokes! Here is one of my personal favorites I've read so far:

See? SEE HOW MATURE AND WONDERFUL IT ISS????

So yeah. Sorry to all of you who thought I was intelligent (HAHA YEAH RIGHT) but this is what I love to do in my spare time. xD

The second part of this is HOW TO MAKE YOUR OWN CYANIDE! That's right, kids, it's recipe time again! :D

You'll need:
Peaches
A knife
That's pretty much it

So you take a peach and you eat it. Then you split the pit in half. There's something in the middle that looks like an almond. You cut it up suuuuper fine, then put it in a little bowl with some water. After a while you pick out the pieces of almond-thing and let the water evaporate. You now have cyanide in the bottom of the bowl! YAY!

However, this leaves a VERY little amount - you need fifteen peach-pit-almond things to be able to kill a child, so that amount would just make a fully-grown adult sick - so if you're planning on killing someone you will need a LOT more.

Hopefully this will come in handy if you ever need to murder someone! Never let it be said that I won't help someone in need of my vast stores of knowledge! :D

Don't ask how I know this.

Just don't.