Day 20: Everything, INCLUDING the kitchen sink, is awesome

GOD DAMN IT I JUST FINISHED ANOTHER ENGLISH PORTFOLIO ENTRY. It still needs proofreading, and a few Spanish bits that I'm going to make Colombian Rice Eater translate for me, but oh well. Three and a half goddamn single-spaced, twelve-point font pages of PAIN. At least that's one more down. RAH. I R MONSTER!!!!!!!!

Before today's entry, I want to say two things that relate to earlier blog posts. Number one, one of my friends (who I am too exhausted to think of a cool name for now [BUT I WILL LATER]) has informed me that Freakishly Smart Person has the exact same singing voice as Freakishly Smart Person's Older Brother. My thoughts? Yay, I can still maybe possibly hear that voice in the next couple years! and (of course) OH HOT DAMN. WHY U SO SEXY, FREAKISHLY SMART PERSON. Jk, I've never heard him sing, but still. Some people...

Number two, today Colombian Rice Eater was wearing black dress pants and a black dress shirt with a white tie an some SUPER DUPER SEXY WHITE SUSPENDERS. COLOMBIAN RICE EATER, WHY U SO SEXY. Anyways. Moving on...


So right now my dad (I shall call him Dodo) is replacing the countertops in our bathrooms, since the old ones are kind of pinkish and weird, being from like the 50s or 60s. xD Anyways, to do this, he had to take out all the drawers and pretty much everything else in the bathroom downstairs - my bathroom - because that's the one he's doing first. All the stuff is being stored in our guest room. And in that guest room is, and I have ALWAYS wanted to say this: EVERYTHING INCLUDING THE KITCHEN SINK. AHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Well, okay, it's the bathroom sink, but come on. This much, you can give me.

MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go scoop kitty poop, feed the cats, and go to sleep. BLARGH.