Okay. This is yesterday's post, although it is obviously no longer yesterday - it is now... TODAY. *dramatic moment*
... BE QUIET I'M SMART.
So anyways, I'm currentle at Bean's house and her keyboard sucks money butt. Seriously.
OMG YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN. That was supposed to say "So anyways, I'm currently at Bean's house and her keyboard sucks monkey butt." It's supposedly a German keyboard, which basically means that IT SUCKS MONKEY BUTT. See, the z and y keys are mixed up, and NONE OF THE PUNCTUATION IS WHERE IT SHOULD BE. orz
Anyways, night before last, she and Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing had a sleepover at my house.These two are so retarded. We spent over an hour arguing about whether we should watch
Lilo & Stitch or Mulan.
No joke. These champs are fucked. In. The. Head.
So then Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing spent the next two hours complaining and wanting to go home. I gave her ice cream with chocolate chips but after three bites the bitch said she didn't want it any more. IT WAS THE LAST BIT OF ICE CREAM IN THE DURN FECKN' HOUSE. AND I GOT NONE. That bitch Bean just told me not to exxagerate. She wants cake. I ASSURE YOU I DO NOT LIE. Not about this, at least.
Pelvis thrust!
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