Day 32: My cousin got THE most awesome engagement present EVER

My cousin is married and has a daughter who is being baptized tomorrow. There was a spontaneous barbecue at her house tonight, and I noticed an extremely awesome stuffed animal on the floor. I sighed to her about how my parents never loved me enough to get me a stuffed octopus, and she told me that the octopus actually did not belong to her daughter, but to her. Apparently, this extremely sexy octopus was an engagement present from her husband. Look how sexy it is!

It looks like that, only pinkish instead of bright red. But, seriously, how can you say no to that? Guys, keep this in mind. If you want to propose to a girl, you have to do it right. Don't just get her an awesome ring - get her a stuffed octopus, and she won't stand a chance against your charm. <3

But seriously, if you want to marry me, get me an octopus like that. It could literally be the thing that makes me decide yes. I won't stand a chance. <3

Oh, and Colombian Rice Eater, do not say a WORD about tentacle rape, you sick freak.