Day 8: My substitute Japanese teacher is awesomely cute

Seriously. She is SO DANG FRICKEN' ADORABLE. She speaks in Japanese all the time, but she gestures really wildly and somehow you can just tell what she's saying. She's really short, and she smiles ALL THE TIME, and she laughs constantly. Even though she'd like 40 or 50, she's got a really cute giggle. And she's ADORABLE. The funny thing is that I actually learn a LOT when she teaches, even though she's usually speaking Japanese. Maybe that's part of it? The best part, however, is that she's pretty much the only person in the city where I live that's qualified to teach Japanese (besides my teacher, obviously). This means that we always have her when my Japanese teacher is sick/doing awesome shit with the Japanese exchange students and their hosts/partying it up AWL NAHT LAWNG. Seriously awesome. =D

Tall Person Who Steals My Eraser (he's in my Japanese class) used to live in Japan, and he says that the teachers who aren't super strict are pretty much ALL super happy, like her. If this is true, then when I go to Japan in a couple years as part of the exchange, I am going to die of happiness overload. (My happiness, not theirs. When other people are happy, I'm happy. I LOVE happiness! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY) Unfortunately, my Unsettling Friend Who Like Upside-down Pentagrams is also gonna die from a happiness overload if she goes to Japan. Not her happiness. Theirs. She can't handle too much happiness. xD MY UNSETTLING FRIEND NEEDS SPARKLING RAINBOW UNICORN COOKIES. THEN SHE'LL BE ALL BETTER. :D WE CAN BE HAPPY TOGETHER AND SKIP THROUGH MEADOWS OF PINK FAIRIES AND SING SONGS TO EACH OTHER ABOUT JOY AND-- *Unsettling Friend Who Likes Upside-down Pentagrams stabs me from behind* "Foolish human. YOUR SOUL IS NOW MIIIIIIIIINE!!!!"