Day 76: I take it back; World Champion Pacer IS awesome

So I just got back from Bean's house. We had a sleepover - although, sadly, no more pictures of her sleeping. Or of Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing, because she wasn't there. Oh well...

The first thing I did when I got home was change clothes. The second thing was poop in the toilet. The third thing was check my email. (This is pretty much my morning routine, too, but without the food. I usually eat breakfast before I check my email. Speaking of which, I'm hungry. Time to find food! ... Okay, I'm back. Got a bowl full of cherries. I'm set!) I found six of them... yeah, I GUESS you could say I'm pretty popular? *bragbrag* However, one of the emails - from World Champion Pacer - stated the following:

I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but Colombian Rice Eater and I have been fighting about your blog (on your blog).

I deleted the blog post I sent you, so you could still post it to help you catch up and I would also appreciate having my name stay "World Champion Pacer" instead of "Le Dunce".

It's actually a win win, since I've been getting a lot of views on my Pretty Little Liars post and wouldn't mind having it stay on my homepage for a little longer.

Think about it, you have some catching up to do.

Seriously, I deleted the post yesterday. You're good to go :D

Look at me; a good friend helping you out and apologizing for what I did (BTW, sorry about posting before you posted).

Pleeeeaaaasee don't let Colombian Rice Eater win forgive me *_*

I must confess, I do enjoy the large font size. It's SPESHUL. However, the point is this: Actually, never mind, there are two points here:

1. I can now post another post, courtesy of le awesome World Champion Pacer.
2. I had a very amusing conversation to read in my other email account.

No, wait, there are three.

3. Not only do I feel incredibly inspired to blog today, I now am aware that at least one person definitely wants me to succeed in kicking Colombian Rice Eater's ass.

So, without further ado, le post. It's actually interesting. So READ IT. >:C

Hey, liac333 here!
It's finally coming! The debut album from the British beauty, Natalia Kills, is coming to Canada and the U.S. on August 16th!
YAY!
I know, I've been blogging about wanting this album (Perfectionist) for way too long...which is exactly why I'm posting this on Katrina's blog.
See the difference :D
My only fear at this point is that the album will suck, and my fragile little heart will be permanently damaged. I've been reading some reviews of the album, and they're all over the place; some say it's amazing, some say it's decent, and some say it's bad.
Curse people and their differing opinions!
Well, I've been liking the singles that she put on iTunes, so here's hoping that I like the rest of the album.
If you have the ability to tell time, you'll realize that August 16th is a month away, which is kind of a long time. Luckily, I've devised a list of things to do if...

You're a Natalia Kills fan

1. Listen to the five singles on iTunes.
2. Hang out at HMV and get familiar with the staff. Try and make it like an episode of Cheers when you walk in and everyone says your name in unison.
3. Go to Germany and buy the album there, you impatient little bugger!
or if...

You're not a Natalia Kills fan

1. Wait a minute, why do you even need a list? Just live your normal life and try to put up with the rest of us talking about Natalia Kills.

She's pretty. *o*

Day 53: Bean (aka Sabeastly) is awesommmme!

"Hello, this is Super Ninjutsu Fighting Style Sabeastly. Kate calls me Bean, but that's only because she's retarded. And smells like sweat socks (don't ask me what those are).
Since Katrina hasn't really blogged in a while and isn't consistent at all, I took her up on her offer to write a post or two for her. 
The awesome thing that I will write about now is a date calculator. Date calculators are awesome. I used one and figured out that as of today (June 29), the Monster is 39 posts behind. 38, now that this is posted. She's really an awful person. Totally unreliale. But that's off topic.
Anyway, date calculators are really awesome. If you wanna find out how long it is until your birthday, just use one! I know that my birthday is 138 days away. 
I find this one most useful and easiest to use: http://www.date-calculator.net/

Peace Out!"


I have wonderful friends...


Wanna help Katrina get caught up on blog posts and therefore get access to Colombian Rice Eater's blog? Donate now! Email it to me (my gmail account, please, my sasktel one is being really effed up right now) and you'll get the reward of being featured on an extremely prestigious and popular blog with a reputation for eloquent speech! (SHUT UP YOU BITCHES!) Anyways. I do enjoy chocolate chip cookies...

Day 51: Colombian Rice Eater writes some pretty awesome stories

Here's one he texted me last night.

"There once was a lizard that had no friends. His life sucked monkey butt - literally. That's how he made a living.So he decided to change all that and vowed to become a freaking dragon! But then he realized that's impossible so he became a hit man for Colombian Rice Eater instead. Soon, with the lizard's help, Colombian Rice Eater's underground business became top dog and no one could stop him! Until Katrina came over and beat Colombian Rice Eater so bad for not returning her bag that he died. So the lizard started working for her, and the world went to hell as she took over on December 21st, 2012.

THE END! :D"

That is all.

Day 37: Butterbeer is FREAKING AWESOME (even though my friends suck monkey butt)

[Note: This was supposed to be Thursday's post.]

So on Thursday there was a party at my house. But Katrina, you say, why wasn't I invited? I didn't even know there was a party. Don't you love me any more?

Well, I say, I didn't know there was a party either. That is why you were not invited.

Yah. No kiddin'. I knew that Supreme Harem Master and her brother were coming over (she was doing childcare for him), and possibly Colombian Rice Eater. The daughter of Moomoo's best friend, let's call her My Twin Who Isn't Related To Me - seriously, we look so alike it's scary - was also coming over. We were her unpaid slave labour informal babysitters for the day. :D Actually, she's pretty awesome, and although she's four years younger than I am, she's a lot more mature than half the people in my grade. -_- (Which says just as much about them as it does about her, actually. ^^;) So I texted Supreme Harem Master in the morning, double checking to see who was coming, and she said her, her little bro, Colombian Rice Eater, and World Champion Pacer were all coming. Okay, I thought. One more person. I can handle that.

So then My Twin Who Isn't Related To Me arrives. Yay! Supreme Harem Master isn't that long behind, with her brother in tow. He's got long hair, but he actually pulls it off quite well, even though she says that people sometimes think he's a girl. I can't imagine how, as he doesn't look feminine in the slightest. He's actually kind of attractive. He looks NOTHING like his sister though. She's pale, and he looks like he's legit First Nations. XD A few minutes later, Secret Society Girl walks through the door. Um, okay. Didn't know she was coming but I can deal. Colombian Rice Eater is next, and you know what he tells me? He invited Secret Society Girl, Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing, another girl, and Quiet Smart Airplane Dude. WUUUUT. The other two girls didn't come, but Quiet Smart Airplane Dude walked for like half an hour carrying a butt-heavy backpack to get here.

Me:

Everyone else:

Needless to say, I was less than prepared for having SEVEN other people to entertain, plus my loser brother Tummy who wouldn't leave us alone. -_- So we played video games for a while, then went to the park a block from my house to play Grounders (shut up, it's FUN!), then came back here after an hour of that. Then I remembered that Supreme Harem Master had brought a recipe for butterbeer - you know, the Hogsmead drink from Harry Potter. So we all walked to a store to buy some butterscotch syrup and more cinnamon. Secret Society Girl got some quiche.

We came home. I sent them all into the living room to play more video games.  Me and My Twin Who Isn't Related To Me made the butterbeer, a triple recipe, in a gigantic glass bowl. We drank the butterbeer. I looked upon what I had created, and I thought it good; for the butterbeer was heavenly and we drank it gladly.

SERIOUSLY OMFG IT WAS SO GOOOOOD. I think my sixteenth birthday party will have to be Harry Potter themed. Everyone will dress up, and we shall drink butterbeer and many other things. We'll have a Triwizard Tournament, only with more than three people (I hope!), and we'll practice spells, and PLAY QUIDDITCH! I'll invent other games that have to do with invisible cloaks and such. We shall also worship Dumbledore for a little while. YAY

Day 35: Tuxedo Mondays make me look awesome

[Note: This was supposed to be posted on Tuesday.]

For those of you that have been hiding under rocks because you're terrified of me stalking you retribution for Bin Laden's death, here's what Tuxedo Mondays are: we all dress up on Mondays in fancy clothes. Here's how they got started:
STAGE ONE - THE INCEPTION
1. Colombian Rice Eater, Freakishly Smart Person, and Curly-Haired Spock Fan decide to wear formal attire on Monday and call it Tuxedo Monday.
2. Freakishly Smart Person and Curly-Haired Spock Fan forget about it, and although alone, Colombian Rice Eater looks massively sexy on Monday.
3. Colombian Rice Eater blogs about the experience, and encourages me to join him next Monday. I do.
STAGE TWO - THE TRENDSETTING
4. Me and Colombian Rice Eater look incredibly sexy in our sparkly shirts and white ties, shown above.
5. People inquire as to why we look so sexy. We tell them. They build a bandwagon.
STAGE THREE - THE SNOWBALL... SNOWBALLS!
6. Secret Society Girl (and a few others) jump on the newly-built bandwagon. Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing promises to join us, but chickens out the night before. I told her she would. She didn't believe me. Curly-Haired Spock Fan finally remembers - it's been few weeks. OTL
7. Supreme Harem Master, World Champion Pacer, Bean, and others promise to catch the bandwagon at the next stop.

TA DA! I R JEENYUS, EH?!

So. You should all join our bandwagon. BE SEXY, MY DARLINGS! BE SEXY!

Day 31: In my personal opinion, sociopaths are EXTREMELY awesome

Before you all start freaking out and saying OMFG KATRINA WTF WHY DO YOU THINK SERIAL KILLERS ARE AWESOME I would like to make one thing clear: The only serial killer I think is awesome is Dexter. HA.

But seriously, the word 'sociopath' carries a looooot of badass. A sociopath is not someone who goes around killing everyone to get what they want. (That's probably a psychopath. :D) A sociopath is basically someone that has no concern for the rules society has decided upon; they'll commit a crime if they want to, because they don't give a crap if society has decided it is unacceptable or immoral. Basically, they're badass. Psychopaths, on the other hand, are scary as crap. They are physically incapable of feeling affection for people, are masters at manipulating people, and every single thing they do serves one purpose: looking out for number one. If they want you to lose credibility with your boss so they will get promoted over you, they'll poison you so you look like you're drunk. (A psychopath did this in an episode of House.) If you've discovered a dirty secret of theirs and are threatening to take it to the police, they'll just kill you. They cannot feel any empathy at all. Basically, while both are badass, sociopaths can form actual relationships with people, while any relationship a psychopath has was created to either make it easier for them to get what they want or to maintain an image of normalcy.

Now for a few of my favorite (sadly, fictional) sociopaths!

1. Max Keenan, from Bones

Aw man, I LOVE this guy. He's funny, and charming, and he does anything he can to protect his family. In Witness Protection for years, when he and his wife were found by the people hunting them, they ran away from their children without even saying goodbye. This ripped his children apart, but the alternative would have been exposing them to the hit men trying to kill them (who succeeded in murdering his wife), which was far worse. He let himself be arrested, facing the death penalty, instead of abandoning his daughter again. Most notably, he is a serial killer (w00t!), but he only kills when he is protecting his family. He's badass.

2. Sherlock Holmes, from Sherlock

This guy is my IDOL. For those of you who know Freakishly Smart Person - so pretty much everyone reading this xD - imagine him on cocaine. But more arrogant, and constantly talking, and with a gun that he shoots at the wall when he's bored. This guy gets some truly epic lines - he complains about having to breath because "breathing's boring," and when accused of being a psychopath, he replies, "I'm not a psychopath, I'm a sociopath. Do your research," not offended in the slightest - just annoyed that they were wrong. He also insults people a LOT. "Shut up." "I didn't say anything!" "You're thinking. It's annoying." Lol. He also kicks ass... Chinese circus performers/smugglers/murderers? Don't stand a chance. Serial killer who's been shot and won't tell you the name of the person who sent them to you? He'll be dead soon anyway, so it doesn't matter if you torture him a little. Plus, he's devilishly attractive. :D

3. Dexter, from Dexter

Okay, so this guy is a sociopath AND a psychopath, but seriously. THIS GUY KICKS SO MUCH ASS. He's the world's most epic serial killer, slaughtering three people in the first two episodes. He killed his own brother, too, slitting his throat. However, because of the world's best foster dad, he only kills people that he knows are killers themselves, and have escaped the law or remain undiscovered (his brother was a serial killer too). He is SUCH a badass. While the show has a bit more boob than I'm comfortable with, I TOTALLY recommend to everyone reading this - as long as you don't mind a little (okay, a LOT of) blood.

So that's the post for today. And, guess what? It's my 31st! That means I've been doing this for about a month. The last time I attempted to do something every day, I failed a few days after the one-month mark. Let's hope this lasts longer! It's already gone on way longer than I thought it would, so yay!

As a side note, one of my life's goals is to become best friends with a sociopath. Don't ask me why. Since according to Colombian Rice Eater there's no way that Freakishly Smart Person is one (DAMN IT), that leaves Singing Actor And SGU Fan. WHY MUST YOU HATE ME SO? THIS IS ONE OF MY LIFE'S GOALS WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE!

I'm normal.

Day 26: German food orgies are awesome

Before post is posted: I just found out that Singing Actor And SGU Fan has a blog! OMG EXCITING MUCH?!?!?!

Anyways.

So last night I had a sleepover at Bean's house, on her acreage. It's pretty pwnage. Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing was supposed to be there too, but had to work unexpectedly. Pity. There was this German-person-food-orgy-and-bonfire-party-thing that night, for Easter, and OMG. There was SO MUCH FOOD. Of course, I totally pigged out and ate enough for at least two different meals, but OMG IT WAS SO GOOOOD. This really delicious, tender steak kebab. This awesome chicken wrapped with proscuitto ham. This STRAWBERRY CAKE OMG. And of course there was beer, but obviously I had none. EW GROSS SICK DISGUSTING AW YUCK

Bean is really funny. I quite enjoy how funny she is. I also love her fluffeh little kitty cat and her adorable, huggy little bro. Let's call him... Bean's Adorable Huggy Little Brother. She was on Facebook for like a freakin' hour last night, talking to Singing Actor And SGU Fan about his (devilishly attractive) new hat and to Colombian Rice Eater about narwal rape and how they're gonna sell me as a sex slave. WTF? A little perspective for you there. xD So I wrote in her journal about what a poopface she was being and then drew a picture of me burning her alive. I then drew five more pages of me gleefully killing & injuring her in different ways. YAY The faces were quite beautiful, believe me. We plan on showing them to Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing soon so she can enjoy how smart I am. YAY

GOD DAMMIT I NEED FACEBOOK. (Singing Actor And SGU Fan has no cell phone, and emailing him would be... creepy. Same goes for a lot of people I don't talk to enough. BLARG)

Day 23: Watching movies with friends is awesome

Hey errbody! As I'm sure you noticed, I haven't posted for three days. OMG KATRINA Y U NO LOVE US?!?!?!?! But I have a good reason. Yeeeeees. Well, two good reasons, actually, because I'm two days behind. YAY! On Thursday, the day that this post was supposed to be... posted... I was havin' a partay! OMG! Well, it was a kind of a half-party, because we basically just ate food, burned stuff, and watched an awesome movie. And yesterday, we had visitors, from Calgary. They're still here, so I hope I can see them again today, but they're worried about exams when they get back so they're hoping to study. xD Meh. ANYWAYS.

The first person to arrive was Colombian Rice Eater. He was about 45 minutes early and helped me make food. Well, by "make," I mean he sliced veggies with me. xD I taught him how to slice a pepper. He felt extremely proud to be "cooking." Odd child. Then a lot of people arrived: World Champion Pacer, Secret Society Girl (she hopes to make a secret society one day), Slightly Creepy Person, Quiet Smart Airplane Dude, and Closet D&D Fan (I toldja you'd get a real name! :D). Quiet Smart Airplane Dude brought some of those yummy Mini Eggs thingamajiggies for us all to feast on. I've noticed that when one of those quiet, smart dudes gets invited over for a semi-party-thing, they often bring food. HOW SWEET! -3- After a few minutes of everyone chowing down on veggies (more food came later), someone asked me who else was coming. I said something along the lines of, "Well, Supreme Harem Master told me she was going to be late, but BEAN AND SAILOR MOON FAN WHO IS EPIC AT DRAWING both still need to arrive." The person stared at me and was like, "Chill bro, it'll be all good. Shouting at them won't make them come sooner." To which I replied, "Oh yes it will. You'd be surprised."

Sure enough, a minute or two later, Bean came to the door. OH HO HO. I SHOWED THEM! >:D

Be quiet. I'M NORMAAAAAAL

Anyways, about 30 seconds after that, Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing (who seriously needs a shorter name) came to the door. After a little fiasco involving that mischievous Colombian Rice Eater locking them out, we came in and partied. Lol jk. I waited a few minutes and then said, "Well, Supreme Harem Master told me she wouldn't be bringing anythin to burn, so we should go burn stuff now." My dad, let's call him Dodo (said with LOVE), lit up the firepit in the backyard and we all took our rough drafts of portfolio work and burned them. Colombian Rice Eater was SUPPOSED to bring all his shiz from last semester, but the dummy was all "well I might need it for finals! Because obviously my history teacher will be testing us on stuff we learned in math last semester." DERP. So since he had nothing to burn I drew an extremely sexy picture of him. OH HO HO. So we burned it. YAAAAY >:D

So then I sat all the little children down in the living room in front of the TV, asked them if they wanted popcorn, and then me and Slightly Creepy Person went downstairs and grabbed a buttload of drinks for everyone. As the popcorn started poppin' we started the movie, but before that happened there were several minutes of everyone bein' crazy. Example of a convo between Bean and Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing is as follows.
Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing: Just take it off, and give me your bra!
(LOL. Bean, feel free to attempt to explain that one away in the comments. INAPPROPRIATE RELATIOOOOOOONS)

So yeah. The movie we watched is called Stardust. Colombian Rice Eater actually suggested it about a week back, and it's a pretty funny movie. Captain Shakespeare lol. MY IDOL. Supreme Harem Master arrived about 10 or 15 minutes after it started so she didn't miss all that much. After it was done everyone went home except for Bean and Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing, who had a sleepover. That was fun too. Kind of.... >_>

IN BRIEF: Random parties are fun. Stardust is a good movie. I'm attractive.

That is all.

Oh right! From now on, Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing shall now be known as Sailor Moon Fan, but only in the label-section-thing. And Closet D&D Fan is known as Closet DaD Fan in the labels, which sounds extremely creepy but I can't put "&" in there so it'll do.

Day 20: Everything, INCLUDING the kitchen sink, is awesome

GOD DAMN IT I JUST FINISHED ANOTHER ENGLISH PORTFOLIO ENTRY. It still needs proofreading, and a few Spanish bits that I'm going to make Colombian Rice Eater translate for me, but oh well. Three and a half goddamn single-spaced, twelve-point font pages of PAIN. At least that's one more down. RAH. I R MONSTER!!!!!!!!

Before today's entry, I want to say two things that relate to earlier blog posts. Number one, one of my friends (who I am too exhausted to think of a cool name for now [BUT I WILL LATER]) has informed me that Freakishly Smart Person has the exact same singing voice as Freakishly Smart Person's Older Brother. My thoughts? Yay, I can still maybe possibly hear that voice in the next couple years! and (of course) OH HOT DAMN. WHY U SO SEXY, FREAKISHLY SMART PERSON. Jk, I've never heard him sing, but still. Some people...

Number two, today Colombian Rice Eater was wearing black dress pants and a black dress shirt with a white tie an some SUPER DUPER SEXY WHITE SUSPENDERS. COLOMBIAN RICE EATER, WHY U SO SEXY. Anyways. Moving on...


So right now my dad (I shall call him Dodo) is replacing the countertops in our bathrooms, since the old ones are kind of pinkish and weird, being from like the 50s or 60s. xD Anyways, to do this, he had to take out all the drawers and pretty much everything else in the bathroom downstairs - my bathroom - because that's the one he's doing first. All the stuff is being stored in our guest room. And in that guest room is, and I have ALWAYS wanted to say this: EVERYTHING INCLUDING THE KITCHEN SINK. AHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Well, okay, it's the bathroom sink, but come on. This much, you can give me.

MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go scoop kitty poop, feed the cats, and go to sleep. BLARGH.

Day 19: Colombian Rice Eater is awesome

So earlier today, my lovely friend Colombian Rice Eater emailed me a temporary blog post that he said I could use. Here it is:


Hey there! This is the Colombian Rice Eater speaking on behalf of the usual user of this blog! She's terribly sorry that she hasn't been able to post today or the day before; the thing is that our class has an English Portfolio due this week and she let herself get a behind (SHAME. jk, i did to xD) She'll catch up on missed days as soon as she can, until then please enjoy this temporary blog post!

Here's a summary of what the usual user of this blog would say.

Blah blah blah Sanctuary.

Blah blah blah Symphony book sale.

Blah blah blah I r genius!

And this concludes this temporary blog post :) BYE!

Lol. What a champ. Dude, you're an awesome friend, and you have MAD skillz in the piano (especially since you've only been playing for six months). YAY FOR COLOMBIAN RICE EATER!!!!


Shit I still have so much English. I shouldn't have posted at all today... OTL

Day 18: High school coffee houses are pretty awesome

Yes, yes, I am fully aware that this is a day late. Yesterday I was volunteering at the Symphony book sale again. I saw a few people I know again, which was cool - Asian Guy Who Is His Girlfriend's Slave, My Genius Cousin In University (seriously. She's scarily smart. She works in the freakin' Syncratron. If you don't know what that is, Google it. If that's how it's spelled. XD), and Colombian Rice Eater, who I actually reminded to come. Apparently his mom has been meaning to come for years but always forgot, so I did her a big favour by reminding Colombian Rice Eater, I guess. XD He got piano music and a book about the physics of Christmas. Awesome, eh? :D

I got a few books myself. Another few on sewing stuffed animals and dolls, one mini-book thing about 20 pages long that basically laughs at us ladies and our (minor!) obsessions with Shoes, Chocs, Bags, and Frocks. It's actually pretty clever. XD The last book, which shall remain shrouded in mystery until I post a blog entry about it, is called Dancing with Cats. OMG it is SO AWESOME. Seriously.

AW CRAP OFF TOPIC. ANYWAYS. On Thursday night I was at this coffee-house-type-thing at my school, only the tables weren't set up like a coffee house, they were all facing this one corner for the performances. No tables. SAD. Oh well, I GOT CHEESECAKE!!!! :D MINE miiiiine MIIIIIINE mine MINE

Some of the performances weren't THAT great - this one guy supposedly composed his own guitar piece, but I couldn't hear any notes at all the electric guitar's... Reverb? Echo? Whatever. His SHIZ was all set so high I couldn't make out any notes at all. It all kind of blended together. BLAH. However, the hosts were pretty good - the dude created a kind of character for himself, with a bowtie and a really nerdy voice (reminiscent of Singing Actor And SGU Fan's character in the One Acts). A few of the acts were REALLY awesome - Freakishly Smart Person's Singing Older Brother (who, I have discovered, has an absolutely MAGNIFICENT voice) sang this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNsmF9JTpuI Trust me, he did WAY better. SO SEDUCTIVE OMG. <3 Then there was a show choir that sang "525 600 Minutes" (from RENT) and another cool song. They were SO GOOD. One of my friends, let's call him Quiet Smart Guy With Hidden Talents, just did somethin' funky to his ankle and is on crutches, but he hobbled around like a champ and was in THREE different groups, including a saxaphone quartet with Freakishly Smart Person, who also played the piano for the show choir. GOD DAMMIT. HOW MANY THINGS CAN THIS DUDE DO? He also plays the violin. I FEEL SO USELESS NOW. There were some really good singers as well, including this one girl who has a truly epic voice and sang "Perfect" (by Hedly. derp) without any music at all, but then close to the end forgot what came next and whispered "Oh shit!" in shock, but we all immediately cheered for her and clapped because she was so tank.

IN BRIEF: My school is filled with awesome talent, Freakishly Smart Person makes me feel so inferior with his God-like talent in EVERYTHING it's not even amusing, Freakishly Smart Person's Singing Older Brother has a very, VERY sexy voice, and cheesecake is good.

Day 5: Awesome music video

Almost forgot to post today... thanks Colombian Rice Eater! =D

Short entry today. Bean had me listen to this song about a week ago. If you live with your parents, I would recommend listening while they are NOT within earshot. It's not inappropriate, it's just the kind of thing that makes them give you weird looks. XD http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgAYFVHwY_c Short, but beautiful. Really. It is. XD It's called "If I Were Gay."