Day 76: I take it back; World Champion Pacer IS awesome

So I just got back from Bean's house. We had a sleepover - although, sadly, no more pictures of her sleeping. Or of Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing, because she wasn't there. Oh well...

The first thing I did when I got home was change clothes. The second thing was poop in the toilet. The third thing was check my email. (This is pretty much my morning routine, too, but without the food. I usually eat breakfast before I check my email. Speaking of which, I'm hungry. Time to find food! ... Okay, I'm back. Got a bowl full of cherries. I'm set!) I found six of them... yeah, I GUESS you could say I'm pretty popular? *bragbrag* However, one of the emails - from World Champion Pacer - stated the following:

I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but Colombian Rice Eater and I have been fighting about your blog (on your blog).

I deleted the blog post I sent you, so you could still post it to help you catch up and I would also appreciate having my name stay "World Champion Pacer" instead of "Le Dunce".

It's actually a win win, since I've been getting a lot of views on my Pretty Little Liars post and wouldn't mind having it stay on my homepage for a little longer.

Think about it, you have some catching up to do.

Seriously, I deleted the post yesterday. You're good to go :D

Look at me; a good friend helping you out and apologizing for what I did (BTW, sorry about posting before you posted).

Pleeeeaaaasee don't let Colombian Rice Eater win forgive me *_*

I must confess, I do enjoy the large font size. It's SPESHUL. However, the point is this: Actually, never mind, there are two points here:

1. I can now post another post, courtesy of le awesome World Champion Pacer.
2. I had a very amusing conversation to read in my other email account.

No, wait, there are three.

3. Not only do I feel incredibly inspired to blog today, I now am aware that at least one person definitely wants me to succeed in kicking Colombian Rice Eater's ass.

So, without further ado, le post. It's actually interesting. So READ IT. >:C

Hey, liac333 here!
It's finally coming! The debut album from the British beauty, Natalia Kills, is coming to Canada and the U.S. on August 16th!
YAY!
I know, I've been blogging about wanting this album (Perfectionist) for way too long...which is exactly why I'm posting this on Katrina's blog.
See the difference :D
My only fear at this point is that the album will suck, and my fragile little heart will be permanently damaged. I've been reading some reviews of the album, and they're all over the place; some say it's amazing, some say it's decent, and some say it's bad.
Curse people and their differing opinions!
Well, I've been liking the singles that she put on iTunes, so here's hoping that I like the rest of the album.
If you have the ability to tell time, you'll realize that August 16th is a month away, which is kind of a long time. Luckily, I've devised a list of things to do if...

You're a Natalia Kills fan

1. Listen to the five singles on iTunes.
2. Hang out at HMV and get familiar with the staff. Try and make it like an episode of Cheers when you walk in and everyone says your name in unison.
3. Go to Germany and buy the album there, you impatient little bugger!
or if...

You're not a Natalia Kills fan

1. Wait a minute, why do you even need a list? Just live your normal life and try to put up with the rest of us talking about Natalia Kills.

She's pretty. *o*

Day 72: World Champion Pacer is SERIOUSLEH NAWT AWSHUM

So she fiiiiiinally sent me a post for le blog. THIS ONE STOOPID And I can't post it until today, so I look at blogs before posting on my own.

AND WHAT DO I SEE.

BITCH POSTED IT ON HER OWN.

And so now I can't put it on my own blog BECAUSE SHE KISSES MONKEYS. ON THEIR BUTTS.

Ironically, however, her SENDING me the blog post actually gave me another one, to replace the one that the BITCH wonderful person stole. Let me explain.

When I first received the post in my email, I was confused. I did not know who was sending this email to me. After a second of thought, I thought it might be Girl With A Really Long Braid, because Le Mystery Sender had the same first name. Then after another second of thought, I realized who had actually sent it, because of the last name: World Champion Pacer's Cool Sister. At first I had Blahblah's Little/Younger Sister but her sister is too cool (heeence the name) to be just her little sister.

Now you may be wondering why World Champion Pacer's Cool Sister was sending me a blog post. The answer: she didn't. World Champion Pacer actually sent me the post from her sister's email account. By accident. So I notified World Champion Pacer's Cool Sister, by sending her this.

"Hello, World Champion Pacer's* little sister. xD Would you mind telling World Champion Pacer that she is a dunce, and used your email instead of hers? Thank you so much. And yes, you can quote me. 'Dunce.'"
*Name has been changed, although not by request.

This is what she replied, which make her a Cool Sister as opposed to a Little Sister.

"Hey. For sure I'll call her a dunce... I like that word :) Haven't heard it in awhile, though... but, yeah, I'll call her a dunce for you ;)"

HOW KIND SHE IS :'D
And then World Champion Pacer sent me this.

"SORRY! Me and my sister share the little e-mail account space on our mac, and i forgot to check  XD 
For the record, I'm double checking that I'm sending this from my account, so if it shows up as my sister's it is not my fault (and was never my fault...although it was probably my fault). 
Also, way to creep out my sister. 
Also, are you using the post or not?!"

World Champion Pacer then explained exactly what happened.

"I was changing in my room and she knocked on the door and asked to come in. I, of course, said no. She then said; "Oh, well, Katrina called you a dunce."

My response was the following facial expression;  O_--      Followed by; "HAVE YOU BEEN READING MY E-MAILS!"

Then she explained it to me and I was kind of like "oh...I am a dumb-ass."

Then I'm pretty sure she e-mailed you, then I e-mailed you as well.

THE END"

Large font courtesy of le dunce.

I'm seriously debating making Le Dunce her new pseudonym... what do you think?

Day 57: Friends who don't write posts are NOT awesome!

Katrina here.

So, my friend, World Champion Pacer, said that she was going to donate a post to my blog, but then e-mailed me saying that the post was going to be late. Like the God that I am, I accepted this late post. That is until, she didn't even e-mail it.

Bitch.

So now I'm left here with nothing to blog about! I'm not writing any posts (besides this one, of course) until after you people donate to my blog, so now I'm fucked.

WORLD CHAMPION PACER, WRITE ALREADY!

Meh, maybe I'll just blog about Cyanide and Happiness.

Nah, it's too late for that. Maybe I'll talk about Sanctuary (AMANDA TAPPING IS AWESOME).

Ugggghhhhhh I don't want to write. I DESPISE EFFORT!

Here's a random picture of Nikola Tesla.

There, now I feel better.

Still waiting on that post, World Champion Pacer.

Seriously, what is the post even about? Have you even started? It better not be about one of your random soap operas. This isn't YOUR blog, you know. It better be one hell of a post if you're taking this long to write it! You know what? If you don't give me that post in the next 24 hours, I'm gonna decide what you're going to write about.

I ARE SUPER EVIL!

Actually, it probably won't be that bad. Just a few thousand words on which is better; Matt Smith or David Tennant.
:D

GODDAMNIT WORLD CHAMPION PACER! E-MAIL ME ALREADY!

Oh well. While I'm waiting for her post, I guess I'll just say random stuff.

Watch Sanctuary.

House is way better than Glee.

Nikola Tesla is really attractive.

Forgot to study katakana.

I'm actually liac333 (World Champion Pacer) and I want to see if you guys can figure that out.

Sex.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! WRITE MY POST ALREADY YOU LAZY BITCH! I CAN ONLY SAY RANDOM STUFF LIKE THIS FOR SO LONG!

;)

Okay. Katrina here FOR REAL this time... that post sounds so eerily like me I was almost fooled. Seriously. OMIGAWD NIKOLA IS SO HAAAAAWT sorry. He got turned into a vampire again in a recent episode. SO ATTRACTIVE WTF HOW IS IT POSSIBLE And yeah so the world is basically being invaded by a civilization from underground and Helen travelled back to the late 1800s in the season finale (Amanda gets to wear more of those period costumes she loves so much! :D) and so everything is reeeeeally effed up until it comes back. I WANT MORE NIKOLA!!!!! Please, Damian Kindler and Amanda Tapping... turn Nikola into a part of the main cast instead of him just being a recurring character. Every moment that includes him is gold. I WOULD LOVE YOU FOREVER! ;_;

I actually DID forget to study katakana at the lake. I WOULD tell you what I did but in case you haven't noticed, I have a LOT of blog posts to catch up on. So new post. YAY!

Oh, and all you people that said you were gonna write me blog posts while I was gone?

You have failed me.

Sleep with one eye open.

Day 37: Butterbeer is FREAKING AWESOME (even though my friends suck monkey butt)

[Note: This was supposed to be Thursday's post.]

So on Thursday there was a party at my house. But Katrina, you say, why wasn't I invited? I didn't even know there was a party. Don't you love me any more?

Well, I say, I didn't know there was a party either. That is why you were not invited.

Yah. No kiddin'. I knew that Supreme Harem Master and her brother were coming over (she was doing childcare for him), and possibly Colombian Rice Eater. The daughter of Moomoo's best friend, let's call her My Twin Who Isn't Related To Me - seriously, we look so alike it's scary - was also coming over. We were her unpaid slave labour informal babysitters for the day. :D Actually, she's pretty awesome, and although she's four years younger than I am, she's a lot more mature than half the people in my grade. -_- (Which says just as much about them as it does about her, actually. ^^;) So I texted Supreme Harem Master in the morning, double checking to see who was coming, and she said her, her little bro, Colombian Rice Eater, and World Champion Pacer were all coming. Okay, I thought. One more person. I can handle that.

So then My Twin Who Isn't Related To Me arrives. Yay! Supreme Harem Master isn't that long behind, with her brother in tow. He's got long hair, but he actually pulls it off quite well, even though she says that people sometimes think he's a girl. I can't imagine how, as he doesn't look feminine in the slightest. He's actually kind of attractive. He looks NOTHING like his sister though. She's pale, and he looks like he's legit First Nations. XD A few minutes later, Secret Society Girl walks through the door. Um, okay. Didn't know she was coming but I can deal. Colombian Rice Eater is next, and you know what he tells me? He invited Secret Society Girl, Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing, another girl, and Quiet Smart Airplane Dude. WUUUUT. The other two girls didn't come, but Quiet Smart Airplane Dude walked for like half an hour carrying a butt-heavy backpack to get here.

Me:

Everyone else:

Needless to say, I was less than prepared for having SEVEN other people to entertain, plus my loser brother Tummy who wouldn't leave us alone. -_- So we played video games for a while, then went to the park a block from my house to play Grounders (shut up, it's FUN!), then came back here after an hour of that. Then I remembered that Supreme Harem Master had brought a recipe for butterbeer - you know, the Hogsmead drink from Harry Potter. So we all walked to a store to buy some butterscotch syrup and more cinnamon. Secret Society Girl got some quiche.

We came home. I sent them all into the living room to play more video games.  Me and My Twin Who Isn't Related To Me made the butterbeer, a triple recipe, in a gigantic glass bowl. We drank the butterbeer. I looked upon what I had created, and I thought it good; for the butterbeer was heavenly and we drank it gladly.

SERIOUSLY OMFG IT WAS SO GOOOOOD. I think my sixteenth birthday party will have to be Harry Potter themed. Everyone will dress up, and we shall drink butterbeer and many other things. We'll have a Triwizard Tournament, only with more than three people (I hope!), and we'll practice spells, and PLAY QUIDDITCH! I'll invent other games that have to do with invisible cloaks and such. We shall also worship Dumbledore for a little while. YAY

Day 23: Watching movies with friends is awesome

Hey errbody! As I'm sure you noticed, I haven't posted for three days. OMG KATRINA Y U NO LOVE US?!?!?!?! But I have a good reason. Yeeeeees. Well, two good reasons, actually, because I'm two days behind. YAY! On Thursday, the day that this post was supposed to be... posted... I was havin' a partay! OMG! Well, it was a kind of a half-party, because we basically just ate food, burned stuff, and watched an awesome movie. And yesterday, we had visitors, from Calgary. They're still here, so I hope I can see them again today, but they're worried about exams when they get back so they're hoping to study. xD Meh. ANYWAYS.

The first person to arrive was Colombian Rice Eater. He was about 45 minutes early and helped me make food. Well, by "make," I mean he sliced veggies with me. xD I taught him how to slice a pepper. He felt extremely proud to be "cooking." Odd child. Then a lot of people arrived: World Champion Pacer, Secret Society Girl (she hopes to make a secret society one day), Slightly Creepy Person, Quiet Smart Airplane Dude, and Closet D&D Fan (I toldja you'd get a real name! :D). Quiet Smart Airplane Dude brought some of those yummy Mini Eggs thingamajiggies for us all to feast on. I've noticed that when one of those quiet, smart dudes gets invited over for a semi-party-thing, they often bring food. HOW SWEET! -3- After a few minutes of everyone chowing down on veggies (more food came later), someone asked me who else was coming. I said something along the lines of, "Well, Supreme Harem Master told me she was going to be late, but BEAN AND SAILOR MOON FAN WHO IS EPIC AT DRAWING both still need to arrive." The person stared at me and was like, "Chill bro, it'll be all good. Shouting at them won't make them come sooner." To which I replied, "Oh yes it will. You'd be surprised."

Sure enough, a minute or two later, Bean came to the door. OH HO HO. I SHOWED THEM! >:D

Be quiet. I'M NORMAAAAAAL

Anyways, about 30 seconds after that, Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing (who seriously needs a shorter name) came to the door. After a little fiasco involving that mischievous Colombian Rice Eater locking them out, we came in and partied. Lol jk. I waited a few minutes and then said, "Well, Supreme Harem Master told me she wouldn't be bringing anythin to burn, so we should go burn stuff now." My dad, let's call him Dodo (said with LOVE), lit up the firepit in the backyard and we all took our rough drafts of portfolio work and burned them. Colombian Rice Eater was SUPPOSED to bring all his shiz from last semester, but the dummy was all "well I might need it for finals! Because obviously my history teacher will be testing us on stuff we learned in math last semester." DERP. So since he had nothing to burn I drew an extremely sexy picture of him. OH HO HO. So we burned it. YAAAAY >:D

So then I sat all the little children down in the living room in front of the TV, asked them if they wanted popcorn, and then me and Slightly Creepy Person went downstairs and grabbed a buttload of drinks for everyone. As the popcorn started poppin' we started the movie, but before that happened there were several minutes of everyone bein' crazy. Example of a convo between Bean and Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing is as follows.
Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing: Just take it off, and give me your bra!
(LOL. Bean, feel free to attempt to explain that one away in the comments. INAPPROPRIATE RELATIOOOOOOONS)

So yeah. The movie we watched is called Stardust. Colombian Rice Eater actually suggested it about a week back, and it's a pretty funny movie. Captain Shakespeare lol. MY IDOL. Supreme Harem Master arrived about 10 or 15 minutes after it started so she didn't miss all that much. After it was done everyone went home except for Bean and Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing, who had a sleepover. That was fun too. Kind of.... >_>

IN BRIEF: Random parties are fun. Stardust is a good movie. I'm attractive.

That is all.

Oh right! From now on, Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing shall now be known as Sailor Moon Fan, but only in the label-section-thing. And Closet D&D Fan is known as Closet DaD Fan in the labels, which sounds extremely creepy but I can't put "&" in there so it'll do.

Day 1: Welcome to the home of awesome

Hello to my fellow Advancies, online friends, possible stalkers, and random Internet users. I assume that when you found yourself here, you noticed that this blog is, by definition, awesome. My goal is to post three hundred sixty five awesome things over the course of the year, one every day. Sometimes they will be randomly amusing awesome things, sometimes they will be about a legitimate cause, sometimes they will make you think, sometimes they will make you smile. Sometimes, I confess, I will be shamelessly promoting my friends - but I promise I will only promote the awesome ones.

A few days ago, my friend "Bean" (alias used to protect our nation's security) sent me a rather odd email. As my friend does not have what most people call a "life," she enjoys seeking out random, funny crap on the internet, and then promptly informing me. Case in point: the cocaine bear. (If you haven't seen it already, type it into Google Images. Potentially humiliating snorts of laughter may follow: you have been warned. I personally recommend that you do NOT search for it, but if you REALLY want to, go ahead.) Anyways, a few days ago, she sent me a link to a blog written by my friend, the "World Champion Pacer." It is surprisingly funny, and I had a ball reading all the posts she has. (Her epic blog of epicness is actually what inspired me to pick up blogging again.) Here it is: http://liac333.wordpress.com/ Seriously, you should go read it. It made my day.

IN BRIEF: This blog is awesome, and so is World Champion Pacer's blog, http://liac333.wordpress.com/.

Here's hoping I remember to write about something awesome tomorrow.