... was quite simple really.
Me walking home in a short skirt.
Three random boys (about 16 years old. Ish.) on bikes.
Then the boy in front whistles, like in a movie, and says "HEL-lo!"
Nobody else around.
I grin.
Self-esteem +25
PWN.
When I told Dodo about it he was like, "You didn't think they were pigs?"
No fool. THAT TOTALLY MADE MY DAY. <3
And, as is evidenced by this blog's title, my trip. :D
I guess skirts suit me?
Join me as I list 365 awesome things over the next year - the funny, the thought-provoking, the odd, and above all, the AWESOME.
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Thursday, July 07, 2011
Day 59: The most awesome thing about the lake
... is that everywhere you go, everywhere you look, there are CUTE BOIZ. <3 Seriously. It's like the lake attracts attractive people (LAWL). Best of all? Half the time they're shirtless. :D
That guy who sells you popcorn and candy at the movie theatre? Really cute.
The boy that scoops your ice cream at the market? Cute.
The man who's probably twice your age and sells you candy and ice cream at the market? SO HAWT. LYK OMGEEE. He makes facial hair look good - and trust me, boys, that's a real accomplishment. <3
That guy who sells you popcorn and candy at the movie theatre? Really cute.
The boy that scoops your ice cream at the market? Cute.
The man who's probably twice your age and sells you candy and ice cream at the market? SO HAWT. LYK OMGEEE. He makes facial hair look good - and trust me, boys, that's a real accomplishment. <3
Day 58: The awesome things I did at the lake
So I'm gonna try to set stuff out for you as a quick review of what I did at the lake. Those of you coming with me (Sorry, Colombian Rice Eater... no more room! :D), here are some things you can expect - especially important for the person who has not yet joined me on my awesome trips to the lake.
July 1: Packed stuff. Put on clothes (a new brown dress). Left house at about 8:00. Endured two and a half hour car ride by reading a book, drawing a picture (a gift/prize/reward for Closet DaD fan), inking said picture while Moomoo took a nap while car was parked to avoid taking a nap while car was moving, and drawing two more pictures. Thanked my lucky stars Tummy and Dodo were not in the car with me. When arrived, unpacked, inked other two pictures, went to sleep.
July 2: Had a peculiar dream. Drew three more pictures. Inked two. Watercoloured picture one. Went for two short walks along trails in the woods - one was flooded partway through and one was just really short. Posed sexily for pictures of me in a mosquito netting hat. Unhappily posed for pictures with Tummy. Went shopping and found Last Year's Senior Pin Girl working at a store. She asked me to come to the store every day. I vowed to obey. Went to another store and bought something for me and a present each for Colombian Rice Eater and Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing. Came back to Last Year's Senior Pin Girl's store ten minutes later after Bean decided that, yes, she does like squirrels. Bought Bean a present. Took Dodo out for ice cream using twenty dollars given by grandmother. Went to sleep.
July 3: Had a peculiar dream. Watercoloured pictures three and five. Inked pencil sketch of picture six. Pencilled another picture, this one for Bean, after ten frustrating minutes of asking her what she wanted me to draw (you couldn't even give me a GENDER?) and having her respond "I don't really care." Eventually got "they should wear pants." (Picture drawn most definitely does not include pants. Be more specific or that's what you get biatch!*rage*) Went to Last Year's Senior Pin Girl's store. Not there. Went for walks. Cousins came over for supper. (Well my cousin and her husband. She's 39. Yeah my parents are really old and they waited a loooong time to have kids... plus they're both the youngest in their families which means me and Tummy are even younger than our cousins.) Ate cousin's homemade pink marshmallows. Had, to quote World Champion Pacer, a "tongue-gasm." Went to sleep.
July 4: Inked picture seven. Watercoloured more details on pictures one and five, and cleaned them up.Went swimming for two hours. Went to Last Year's Senior Pin Girl's store. Not there. Went for walks. Moomoo went home. Went to sleep.
July 5: Had a peculiar dream. Watercoloured the skin on pictures two, four, six, and seven. Bought ice cream for $1.50. Went to Last Year's Senior Pin Girl's store. Not there. Went for walks. Cleaned up messiness on pictures two, four, six, and seven. Had a text-message with Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing so long and amazing it deserves its own blog post. Got two text messages from Supreme Harem Master saying "I want Matt Smith." and "Get me a Matt Smith for my birthday." Proceeded to discuss Matt Smith, David Tennant, Doctor Who, schwa, chinchillas, and Harry Potter with her. Went to sleep.
July 6: Packed. Went to Last Year's Senior Pin Girl's store. Not there. Went for walks. Got pissed at Tummy for stacking dishes in drying rack shittily (glasses on their sides, bowls right side up, etc.) on purpose to take up as much room as possible in an effort to make me dry them all because he hates the idea of actually doing work, especially when I'm not working too. Got pissed at Dodo for getting angry at me for 1) eating an orange 2) asking Tummy to stack dishes less shittily (I said it much more nicely than that though (XD) 3) attempting to tell Dodo that Tummy stacked dishes shittily on purpose 4) making bed before being asked and not finishing it right away etc. etc. etc. Charming family I got, eh? Also got pissed at Dodo for 1) telling me if I didn't like how the dishes were stacked I could stack them better myself 2) saying I stack dishes badly too (BULL SHIT NOT THAT BADLY YOU MORON) 3) letting Tummy eat half a carton of ice cream and then not letting me buy a baby-sized cone with my own money ("You should have eaten some from the carton" "a) Every single time we've left the lake since I was an infant we've bought ice cream cones, no exceptions b) you told us last night we were getting ice cream cones c) THE PIG ATE ALL THE FRICKING ICE CREAM." "Too bad" "FML" Story of every moment I spend with these two morons, ex: my life. Dx ) etc. etc. etc. Drove home staring out window bored.
July 1: Packed stuff. Put on clothes (a new brown dress). Left house at about 8:00. Endured two and a half hour car ride by reading a book, drawing a picture (a gift/prize/reward for Closet DaD fan), inking said picture while Moomoo took a nap while car was parked to avoid taking a nap while car was moving, and drawing two more pictures. Thanked my lucky stars Tummy and Dodo were not in the car with me. When arrived, unpacked, inked other two pictures, went to sleep.
July 2: Had a peculiar dream. Drew three more pictures. Inked two. Watercoloured picture one. Went for two short walks along trails in the woods - one was flooded partway through and one was just really short. Posed sexily for pictures of me in a mosquito netting hat. Unhappily posed for pictures with Tummy. Went shopping and found Last Year's Senior Pin Girl working at a store. She asked me to come to the store every day. I vowed to obey. Went to another store and bought something for me and a present each for Colombian Rice Eater and Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing. Came back to Last Year's Senior Pin Girl's store ten minutes later after Bean decided that, yes, she does like squirrels. Bought Bean a present. Took Dodo out for ice cream using twenty dollars given by grandmother. Went to sleep.
July 3: Had a peculiar dream. Watercoloured pictures three and five. Inked pencil sketch of picture six. Pencilled another picture, this one for Bean, after ten frustrating minutes of asking her what she wanted me to draw (you couldn't even give me a GENDER?) and having her respond "I don't really care." Eventually got "they should wear pants." (Picture drawn most definitely does not include pants. Be more specific or that's what you get biatch!*rage*) Went to Last Year's Senior Pin Girl's store. Not there. Went for walks. Cousins came over for supper. (Well my cousin and her husband. She's 39. Yeah my parents are really old and they waited a loooong time to have kids... plus they're both the youngest in their families which means me and Tummy are even younger than our cousins.) Ate cousin's homemade pink marshmallows. Had, to quote World Champion Pacer, a "tongue-gasm." Went to sleep.
July 4: Inked picture seven. Watercoloured more details on pictures one and five, and cleaned them up.Went swimming for two hours. Went to Last Year's Senior Pin Girl's store. Not there. Went for walks. Moomoo went home. Went to sleep.
July 5: Had a peculiar dream. Watercoloured the skin on pictures two, four, six, and seven. Bought ice cream for $1.50. Went to Last Year's Senior Pin Girl's store. Not there. Went for walks. Cleaned up messiness on pictures two, four, six, and seven. Had a text-message with Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing so long and amazing it deserves its own blog post. Got two text messages from Supreme Harem Master saying "I want Matt Smith." and "Get me a Matt Smith for my birthday." Proceeded to discuss Matt Smith, David Tennant, Doctor Who, schwa, chinchillas, and Harry Potter with her. Went to sleep.
July 6: Packed. Went to Last Year's Senior Pin Girl's store. Not there. Went for walks. Got pissed at Tummy for stacking dishes in drying rack shittily (glasses on their sides, bowls right side up, etc.) on purpose to take up as much room as possible in an effort to make me dry them all because he hates the idea of actually doing work, especially when I'm not working too. Got pissed at Dodo for getting angry at me for 1) eating an orange 2) asking Tummy to stack dishes less shittily (I said it much more nicely than that though (XD) 3) attempting to tell Dodo that Tummy stacked dishes shittily on purpose 4) making bed before being asked and not finishing it right away etc. etc. etc. Charming family I got, eh? Also got pissed at Dodo for 1) telling me if I didn't like how the dishes were stacked I could stack them better myself 2) saying I stack dishes badly too (BULL SHIT NOT THAT BADLY YOU MORON) 3) letting Tummy eat half a carton of ice cream and then not letting me buy a baby-sized cone with my own money ("You should have eaten some from the carton" "a) Every single time we've left the lake since I was an infant we've bought ice cream cones, no exceptions b) you told us last night we were getting ice cream cones c) THE PIG ATE ALL THE FRICKING ICE CREAM." "Too bad" "FML" Story of every moment I spend with these two morons, ex: my life. Dx ) etc. etc. etc. Drove home staring out window bored.
Labels:
Closet DaD Fan,
Dodo,
Last Year's Senior Pin Girl,
Moomoo,
Tummy,
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Friday, July 01, 2011
Day 56: Going up to the lake is gonna be awesome
For those of you that don't already know, I'm off the the lake for about five days. I'm leaving in an hour or two. So now would be the perfect time to type up a blog post and email it to me so I can post it when I get back. :D
I love going to the lake. It's two and a half hours to get there, but then I can swim, I can stroll around, I can take pictures of sunsets, I can sleep in a cool awesome bed thing, and get away from the city. Not that I don't love the Internet and TV and all that jazz, but sometimes, I need a break. I'll still have my phone though so if any of you are craving some Katrina feel free to text me. :D
I'm planning on actually doing stuff there. Art (specifically some watercolour), writing in my journal, writing in my dream journal. I might also write some blog posts on paper, and type them up when I get back. I won't be working on plushies while I'm gone but I might read a book and work out the colour combinations for some OCs I have. (For you non-arty people, that stands for original characters.) There's also this one particular picture I would LOVE to get some work done on, but I don't have the reference list I need to make sure all the characters are doing what they're supposed to be doing. I might study some katakana for the fall though. (It's one of the Japanese alphabets. I'll explain that some other time. xD) I also have birthday presents for Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing to make. Yay!
And I packed one pair of pants. I'm bringing two dresses and a skirt, and I'm wearing another skirt right now. Summer = fun! :D
Talk to you guys later! <3
I love going to the lake. It's two and a half hours to get there, but then I can swim, I can stroll around, I can take pictures of sunsets, I can sleep in a cool awesome bed thing, and get away from the city. Not that I don't love the Internet and TV and all that jazz, but sometimes, I need a break. I'll still have my phone though so if any of you are craving some Katrina feel free to text me. :D
I'm planning on actually doing stuff there. Art (specifically some watercolour), writing in my journal, writing in my dream journal. I might also write some blog posts on paper, and type them up when I get back. I won't be working on plushies while I'm gone but I might read a book and work out the colour combinations for some OCs I have. (For you non-arty people, that stands for original characters.) There's also this one particular picture I would LOVE to get some work done on, but I don't have the reference list I need to make sure all the characters are doing what they're supposed to be doing. I might study some katakana for the fall though. (It's one of the Japanese alphabets. I'll explain that some other time. xD) I also have birthday presents for Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing to make. Yay!
And I packed one pair of pants. I'm bringing two dresses and a skirt, and I'm wearing another skirt right now. Summer = fun! :D
Talk to you guys later! <3
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