Day 78: This would be SO awesome.

I am getting one of these installed in my house. Some day. I swear to god. One day, even if it takes two decades for me to gather enough money, I AM GETTING ONE OF THESE INSTALLED IN MY HOUSE.

Or I could just buy Freakishly Smart Person's house. Hm...

Day 35: Tuxedo Mondays make me look awesome

[Note: This was supposed to be posted on Tuesday.]

For those of you that have been hiding under rocks because you're terrified of me stalking you retribution for Bin Laden's death, here's what Tuxedo Mondays are: we all dress up on Mondays in fancy clothes. Here's how they got started:
STAGE ONE - THE INCEPTION
1. Colombian Rice Eater, Freakishly Smart Person, and Curly-Haired Spock Fan decide to wear formal attire on Monday and call it Tuxedo Monday.
2. Freakishly Smart Person and Curly-Haired Spock Fan forget about it, and although alone, Colombian Rice Eater looks massively sexy on Monday.
3. Colombian Rice Eater blogs about the experience, and encourages me to join him next Monday. I do.
STAGE TWO - THE TRENDSETTING
4. Me and Colombian Rice Eater look incredibly sexy in our sparkly shirts and white ties, shown above.
5. People inquire as to why we look so sexy. We tell them. They build a bandwagon.
STAGE THREE - THE SNOWBALL... SNOWBALLS!
6. Secret Society Girl (and a few others) jump on the newly-built bandwagon. Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing promises to join us, but chickens out the night before. I told her she would. She didn't believe me. Curly-Haired Spock Fan finally remembers - it's been few weeks. OTL
7. Supreme Harem Master, World Champion Pacer, Bean, and others promise to catch the bandwagon at the next stop.

TA DA! I R JEENYUS, EH?!

So. You should all join our bandwagon. BE SEXY, MY DARLINGS! BE SEXY!

Day 31: In my personal opinion, sociopaths are EXTREMELY awesome

Before you all start freaking out and saying OMFG KATRINA WTF WHY DO YOU THINK SERIAL KILLERS ARE AWESOME I would like to make one thing clear: The only serial killer I think is awesome is Dexter. HA.

But seriously, the word 'sociopath' carries a looooot of badass. A sociopath is not someone who goes around killing everyone to get what they want. (That's probably a psychopath. :D) A sociopath is basically someone that has no concern for the rules society has decided upon; they'll commit a crime if they want to, because they don't give a crap if society has decided it is unacceptable or immoral. Basically, they're badass. Psychopaths, on the other hand, are scary as crap. They are physically incapable of feeling affection for people, are masters at manipulating people, and every single thing they do serves one purpose: looking out for number one. If they want you to lose credibility with your boss so they will get promoted over you, they'll poison you so you look like you're drunk. (A psychopath did this in an episode of House.) If you've discovered a dirty secret of theirs and are threatening to take it to the police, they'll just kill you. They cannot feel any empathy at all. Basically, while both are badass, sociopaths can form actual relationships with people, while any relationship a psychopath has was created to either make it easier for them to get what they want or to maintain an image of normalcy.

Now for a few of my favorite (sadly, fictional) sociopaths!

1. Max Keenan, from Bones

Aw man, I LOVE this guy. He's funny, and charming, and he does anything he can to protect his family. In Witness Protection for years, when he and his wife were found by the people hunting them, they ran away from their children without even saying goodbye. This ripped his children apart, but the alternative would have been exposing them to the hit men trying to kill them (who succeeded in murdering his wife), which was far worse. He let himself be arrested, facing the death penalty, instead of abandoning his daughter again. Most notably, he is a serial killer (w00t!), but he only kills when he is protecting his family. He's badass.

2. Sherlock Holmes, from Sherlock

This guy is my IDOL. For those of you who know Freakishly Smart Person - so pretty much everyone reading this xD - imagine him on cocaine. But more arrogant, and constantly talking, and with a gun that he shoots at the wall when he's bored. This guy gets some truly epic lines - he complains about having to breath because "breathing's boring," and when accused of being a psychopath, he replies, "I'm not a psychopath, I'm a sociopath. Do your research," not offended in the slightest - just annoyed that they were wrong. He also insults people a LOT. "Shut up." "I didn't say anything!" "You're thinking. It's annoying." Lol. He also kicks ass... Chinese circus performers/smugglers/murderers? Don't stand a chance. Serial killer who's been shot and won't tell you the name of the person who sent them to you? He'll be dead soon anyway, so it doesn't matter if you torture him a little. Plus, he's devilishly attractive. :D

3. Dexter, from Dexter

Okay, so this guy is a sociopath AND a psychopath, but seriously. THIS GUY KICKS SO MUCH ASS. He's the world's most epic serial killer, slaughtering three people in the first two episodes. He killed his own brother, too, slitting his throat. However, because of the world's best foster dad, he only kills people that he knows are killers themselves, and have escaped the law or remain undiscovered (his brother was a serial killer too). He is SUCH a badass. While the show has a bit more boob than I'm comfortable with, I TOTALLY recommend to everyone reading this - as long as you don't mind a little (okay, a LOT of) blood.

So that's the post for today. And, guess what? It's my 31st! That means I've been doing this for about a month. The last time I attempted to do something every day, I failed a few days after the one-month mark. Let's hope this lasts longer! It's already gone on way longer than I thought it would, so yay!

As a side note, one of my life's goals is to become best friends with a sociopath. Don't ask me why. Since according to Colombian Rice Eater there's no way that Freakishly Smart Person is one (DAMN IT), that leaves Singing Actor And SGU Fan. WHY MUST YOU HATE ME SO? THIS IS ONE OF MY LIFE'S GOALS WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE!

I'm normal.

Day 20: Everything, INCLUDING the kitchen sink, is awesome

GOD DAMN IT I JUST FINISHED ANOTHER ENGLISH PORTFOLIO ENTRY. It still needs proofreading, and a few Spanish bits that I'm going to make Colombian Rice Eater translate for me, but oh well. Three and a half goddamn single-spaced, twelve-point font pages of PAIN. At least that's one more down. RAH. I R MONSTER!!!!!!!!

Before today's entry, I want to say two things that relate to earlier blog posts. Number one, one of my friends (who I am too exhausted to think of a cool name for now [BUT I WILL LATER]) has informed me that Freakishly Smart Person has the exact same singing voice as Freakishly Smart Person's Older Brother. My thoughts? Yay, I can still maybe possibly hear that voice in the next couple years! and (of course) OH HOT DAMN. WHY U SO SEXY, FREAKISHLY SMART PERSON. Jk, I've never heard him sing, but still. Some people...

Number two, today Colombian Rice Eater was wearing black dress pants and a black dress shirt with a white tie an some SUPER DUPER SEXY WHITE SUSPENDERS. COLOMBIAN RICE EATER, WHY U SO SEXY. Anyways. Moving on...


So right now my dad (I shall call him Dodo) is replacing the countertops in our bathrooms, since the old ones are kind of pinkish and weird, being from like the 50s or 60s. xD Anyways, to do this, he had to take out all the drawers and pretty much everything else in the bathroom downstairs - my bathroom - because that's the one he's doing first. All the stuff is being stored in our guest room. And in that guest room is, and I have ALWAYS wanted to say this: EVERYTHING INCLUDING THE KITCHEN SINK. AHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Well, okay, it's the bathroom sink, but come on. This much, you can give me.

MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go scoop kitty poop, feed the cats, and go to sleep. BLARGH.

Day 18: High school coffee houses are pretty awesome

Yes, yes, I am fully aware that this is a day late. Yesterday I was volunteering at the Symphony book sale again. I saw a few people I know again, which was cool - Asian Guy Who Is His Girlfriend's Slave, My Genius Cousin In University (seriously. She's scarily smart. She works in the freakin' Syncratron. If you don't know what that is, Google it. If that's how it's spelled. XD), and Colombian Rice Eater, who I actually reminded to come. Apparently his mom has been meaning to come for years but always forgot, so I did her a big favour by reminding Colombian Rice Eater, I guess. XD He got piano music and a book about the physics of Christmas. Awesome, eh? :D

I got a few books myself. Another few on sewing stuffed animals and dolls, one mini-book thing about 20 pages long that basically laughs at us ladies and our (minor!) obsessions with Shoes, Chocs, Bags, and Frocks. It's actually pretty clever. XD The last book, which shall remain shrouded in mystery until I post a blog entry about it, is called Dancing with Cats. OMG it is SO AWESOME. Seriously.

AW CRAP OFF TOPIC. ANYWAYS. On Thursday night I was at this coffee-house-type-thing at my school, only the tables weren't set up like a coffee house, they were all facing this one corner for the performances. No tables. SAD. Oh well, I GOT CHEESECAKE!!!! :D MINE miiiiine MIIIIIINE mine MINE

Some of the performances weren't THAT great - this one guy supposedly composed his own guitar piece, but I couldn't hear any notes at all the electric guitar's... Reverb? Echo? Whatever. His SHIZ was all set so high I couldn't make out any notes at all. It all kind of blended together. BLAH. However, the hosts were pretty good - the dude created a kind of character for himself, with a bowtie and a really nerdy voice (reminiscent of Singing Actor And SGU Fan's character in the One Acts). A few of the acts were REALLY awesome - Freakishly Smart Person's Singing Older Brother (who, I have discovered, has an absolutely MAGNIFICENT voice) sang this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNsmF9JTpuI Trust me, he did WAY better. SO SEDUCTIVE OMG. <3 Then there was a show choir that sang "525 600 Minutes" (from RENT) and another cool song. They were SO GOOD. One of my friends, let's call him Quiet Smart Guy With Hidden Talents, just did somethin' funky to his ankle and is on crutches, but he hobbled around like a champ and was in THREE different groups, including a saxaphone quartet with Freakishly Smart Person, who also played the piano for the show choir. GOD DAMMIT. HOW MANY THINGS CAN THIS DUDE DO? He also plays the violin. I FEEL SO USELESS NOW. There were some really good singers as well, including this one girl who has a truly epic voice and sang "Perfect" (by Hedly. derp) without any music at all, but then close to the end forgot what came next and whispered "Oh shit!" in shock, but we all immediately cheered for her and clapped because she was so tank.

IN BRIEF: My school is filled with awesome talent, Freakishly Smart Person makes me feel so inferior with his God-like talent in EVERYTHING it's not even amusing, Freakishly Smart Person's Singing Older Brother has a very, VERY sexy voice, and cheesecake is good.

Day 10: My friends have some WICKED awesome talent

So I watched my school's one-act plays for the third time today. When they were first playing a couple weeks ago, I went on the first day, and my respect for pretty much all of the actors went totally through the roof. Freakishly Smart Person, who is one of those people - you know, the ones that are epicly smart, play five instruments, and good at EVERYTHING - was one of the stars in one called A Little Box of Oblivion. My thoughts about 5 minutes into his being onstage?

Respect +10

He's normally this suuuper quiet guy, but not in a shy way, even though he is (according to Colombian Rice Eater) a little bit shy. More in a... "You foolish humans are so far below my intellect that I shall not speak to you, as much of what I say will be incomprehensible to your puny minds anyway," kind of way. However, I shall probably post a blog entry purely about him one day (as is the case with many of my classmates and friends), so I won't talk too too much about him at the moment. Anyways, his performance was freakin' OUTSTANDING. His character was utterly bizarre (he was never named, but was listed as "Neuro" in the program), and this quiet guy pulled it off perfectly. It's like he was BORN for the role. Jumping up and down, screaming, wiggling his behind as he sat down, making chicken noises, and last (but most CERTAINLY not least), a very sexy British accent. (Boys, keep this in mind: A British accent, more than pretty much any other accent in the world, adds instant attractiveness to EVERYONE.) Another friend of mine, let's call her Soccer Playing Curry Lover, was in it as well. Her character was called "Doom." She wore black lipstick and a super-thick pair of glasses with tape wrapped around them, played with a Rubik's Cube, licked garbage, and had a completely legit-sounding Indian accent. (Lolwut I put "brown accent" first. The rest of you Advancies are an awful influence on me. xD) I never even knew that Soccer Playing Curry Lover could act before I saw this, and I was totally blown away. Man, that girl has talent. WHY MUST EVERYONE I KNOW BE SO GOOD AT EVERYTHING?!?!

Another one of the plays, called Don't Fear the Reaper, is a day in the life of the Grim Reaper: the day he gets fired. Besides the performances, which I'll fawn over in a moment, the play was MASTERFULLY written. There are a few scenes, and each one gradually reveals a little more of the Reaper. The first scene, we just see him onstage, looking very unsettling and like Death. In the second scene, he actually talks a little, and you can see he has a bit of an ego about being Death. "Steve, I am the Omega. I am..." (here he turns to face the audience) "... Death."
"Just five more minutes, Grandma!" xD
Anyways, in the third scene, he actually gets called in to have a conversation with God, who's apparently not a big fan of the compassion he's been showing to the recently departed. This leads to him getting fired, and replaced by Jeremy, a.k.a. Bug Death. Death, now called Bill, isn't too thrilled about being replaced, and proceeds to run away as fast as he can with the scythe, leading to some rather unfortunate consequences.

On to the performances! Man oh man, these were all really epic. The married couple at the beginning was really well-chosen, and I think my favorite part would have to be the sexy pose they struck, with the husband in his underwear and the wife in a very sexy housecoat and nightgown-lingerie-thingy, right before the husband went out to try to destroy Death. All the lights but the spotlight were turned off, and they somehow managed to keep their faces straight while the entire auditorium clapped, cheered, and whistled. xD The fantastically mediocre Steve was played very adorably by someone we shall call... Curly-Haired Spock Fan! :D Didn't know he could act either. His performance knocked my boxer shorts off. Steve was SO CUTE! We also had a very sexy Satan, a very prim and proper God (who appeared to be working on some anger issues), an extremely Asian Donny Destiny (a game show host where 'contestants' decide whether they're going to heaven or hell xD), and a very loving and naive Conception (as in the woman that goes "here's a soul, you get a soul, your child gets a soul, RAINBOW UNICORNS AND GREAT BIG LOVE HUGS FOR EVERYONE!"). Jeremy was played in a marvellously nasal voice by Singing Actor And SGU Fan, who is known on the blog of World Champion Pacer as a-certain-someone-I-dislike, I believe. I knew that this dude loved acting before, but I didn't know he was this good until this play. BRAVO MY FRIENDS!

The third awesome play was called Black Comedy. The main character, Brindsley, was played by My Smexy Friend. (Better name is in the works, I promise. >3<;) Anyways, it slowly becomes apparent that contrary to the image of him presented at the beginning of the play, he is actually the biggest man-ho in existence. Carol, his girlfriend of six weeks, who he has recently become engaged to, has no idea that he's still kind-of-sort-of going out with his girlfriend of four years, Cleah (or however her name is spelled). (Man oh man, that sentence sure is grammatically correct! :D) Furthermore, once a man named Harold enters, it becomes painfully apparent that he has also enjoyed... very friendly encounters with our dear Brindsley. xD Dear lord,I never would have imagined that they could fit that much innuendo into such a short period of time! Of course, all the suggestive comments made by Harold were made that much better by the fact that My Smexy Friend really IS gay. XD He did a very good job at being a frazzled man finally stumbling over every singly tripwire that his lies had set up over the last month or so, and my friend Disturbingly Intelligent Person did a FANTASTIC job of yelling at him for the whole play, which is rather the opposite of his personality, as he's rather shy. I LOVED watching him act like this! It's such a treat to see people acting in ways that they never would in real life.

IN BRIEF: My friends have insane talent, I am SO looking forward to One Acts next year, I'm totally auditioning for One Acts next year, and Freakishly Smart Person looks very attractive in a fanny pack. LOVE!