Day 84: An awesome movie trailer.

Thank goodness it won't poison the minds of any little children who happen to see it! Here, take a look. If only ALL movie trailers were this sweet and perfect.

Day 65: Captain Jack Sparrow: Awesome.

I would just like to say something about Pirates of the Caribbean: It's got EVERYTHING.

Boobs!

Ridiculously attractive people!

Men with surprisingly attractive facial hair! (Believe me, boys, this is an accomplishment.)

More boobs!

Epic period costumes!

Swordfights!

Cute dogs!

A person with dwarfism!

Mermaids - complete with SHINY boobs!

There are even creepy curses!

So do yourself a favour, and watch Pirates of the Caribbean tonight.

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Day 42: OMG THE ULTIMATE ANSWER TO LIFE, THE UNIVERSE, AND EVERYTHING! AWESOMMMMME

Okay, I'm sorry, but this video absolutely HAS to be dedicated to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I watched it in math last Friday and this Monday. That movie is SO full of crack. AWESOME! British people are super cool.

The book is really good too. Here's an example of its crack: the speed of light is not, in fact, the fastest thing in the universe, because the only thing that can travel faster than the speed of light is bad news. What this means is that the best missiles are powered by bad news, so that nothing the missiles are fired at can escape.

Genius, no?

And the female star, Zooey Deschanel, is one of my favorite actresses. She always plays roles of people that are a little bit weird, and I'd LOVE to see how much of that is a result of her personality.

PLUS SHE IS SUPER PRETTY!

So yes. 42. 42 Advancies... there has GOT to be some cosmic power for that to have happened. I mean it's just too perfect, don't you think?