Just so you know, Nikola Tesla is a real person. Here's a comparison between him and Sanctuary's version:
Real Nikola Tesla: Funny-looking moustache. Inventor of radio. Genius.
Sanctuary's Nikola Tesla: Temporarily had a funny-looking moustache. Inventor of radio and secret machine that helped win World War II. Ultra-super-genius. Half-vampire for a little over a hundred years, then human, but it looks like he's becoming a vampire again soon. VERY SOON. Hilarious asshole. Gets the best lines in the history of television. Utterly kick-ass. Has epic powers of electricity and magnetism... both figuratively AND literally. SUPER SEXY AND HAWT.
This is a picture that pretty much sums him up. I don't care if you fall in love with him or join his fanclub (OMG... that is a GREAT IDEA), just look at this picture. Please. http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/060/b/f/Real_Vampires__Nikola_Tesla__by_calceil.jpg Oh and watch this video... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjL1pC6OvaA OH HOT DAMN. NIKOLA WHY YOU SO SEXY.
My Unsettling Friend Who Likes Upside-down Pentagrams is also a fan of Sanctuary.
Sanctuary returns tomorrow.
FUCK YEAH.
Join me as I list 365 awesome things over the next year - the funny, the thought-provoking, the odd, and above all, the AWESOME.
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Thursday, April 14, 2011
Wednesday, April 06, 2011
Day 8: My substitute Japanese teacher is awesomely cute
Seriously. She is SO DANG FRICKEN' ADORABLE. She speaks in Japanese all the time, but she gestures really wildly and somehow you can just tell what she's saying. She's really short, and she smiles ALL THE TIME, and she laughs constantly. Even though she'd like 40 or 50, she's got a really cute giggle. And she's ADORABLE. The funny thing is that I actually learn a LOT when she teaches, even though she's usually speaking Japanese. Maybe that's part of it? The best part, however, is that she's pretty much the only person in the city where I live that's qualified to teach Japanese (besides my teacher, obviously). This means that we always have her when my Japanese teacher is sick/doing awesome shit with the Japanese exchange students and their hosts/partying it up AWL NAHT LAWNG. Seriously awesome. =D
Tall Person Who Steals My Eraser (he's in my Japanese class) used to live in Japan, and he says that the teachers who aren't super strict are pretty much ALL super happy, like her. If this is true, then when I go to Japan in a couple years as part of the exchange, I am going to die of happiness overload. (My happiness, not theirs. When other people are happy, I'm happy. I LOVE happiness! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY) Unfortunately, my Unsettling Friend Who Like Upside-down Pentagrams is also gonna die from a happiness overload if she goes to Japan. Not her happiness. Theirs. She can't handle too much happiness. xD MY UNSETTLING FRIEND NEEDS SPARKLING RAINBOW UNICORN COOKIES. THEN SHE'LL BE ALL BETTER. :D WE CAN BE HAPPY TOGETHER AND SKIP THROUGH MEADOWS OF PINK FAIRIES AND SING SONGS TO EACH OTHER ABOUT JOY AND-- *Unsettling Friend Who Likes Upside-down Pentagrams stabs me from behind* "Foolish human. YOUR SOUL IS NOW MIIIIIIIIINE!!!!"
Tall Person Who Steals My Eraser (he's in my Japanese class) used to live in Japan, and he says that the teachers who aren't super strict are pretty much ALL super happy, like her. If this is true, then when I go to Japan in a couple years as part of the exchange, I am going to die of happiness overload. (My happiness, not theirs. When other people are happy, I'm happy. I LOVE happiness! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY) Unfortunately, my Unsettling Friend Who Like Upside-down Pentagrams is also gonna die from a happiness overload if she goes to Japan. Not her happiness. Theirs. She can't handle too much happiness. xD MY UNSETTLING FRIEND NEEDS SPARKLING RAINBOW UNICORN COOKIES. THEN SHE'LL BE ALL BETTER. :D WE CAN BE HAPPY TOGETHER AND SKIP THROUGH MEADOWS OF PINK FAIRIES AND SING SONGS TO EACH OTHER ABOUT JOY AND-- *Unsettling Friend Who Likes Upside-down Pentagrams stabs me from behind* "Foolish human. YOUR SOUL IS NOW MIIIIIIIIINE!!!!"
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