Day 80: You guys are so cheesing awesome.

Seriously. I love you all so much. <3

I have 30 emails more than that bastard does. THANK YOU SO MUCH. not like most of them were just me listening in on a conversation between Bean and Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing or anything 


Now I have to read them all. WOOHOOOO

Day 75: D'aw, my friends are so awesome.

Do you know whyyyy they are so awesome?

They're letting me post pictures of them sleeping! On this blog! Right now! :'D

Bean gave me a condition, however. To be allowed to post the picture of HER sleeping, I have to tell you about Jeffy. But first, LE PICTURES!

So the story of Jeffy! Okay, so once upon a time, I brought Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing to Waskesui with me. One day, we went to the Heart Lakes to feed the ducks, and canoe. Ignoring the gigantic PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE DUCKS sign in front of us - come on, it's a tradition! Plus everyone ignores it, at least at the Heart Lakes. They're speshul. Anyways - ignoring the sign, we ripped up about half a loaf of bread and fed it to the ducks. Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing decided to name one of them Jeffy, ignoring the fact that Jeffy was, indeed, a girl. She wanted to take Jeffy home with her, but Jeffy ran away when she realized what was happening. Then we went canoeing and everything was good.

Don't know how that's even remotely related to this but whatever. I'm sad that Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing has her face covered in the picture, but that's okey. The eraser beside her pretty much tells her life story. :D

Day 73: The most awesome conversation in the history of the universe

Before I let you read the conversation, I need to quickly explain a couple things.

First of all, this is the second time I have been possessed by Q.0, who spoke to Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing with my cell phone.

Secondly, Q.0 is the creation of Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing. Q.0 is the alternate Me. She exists in the universe of Tree Man, an incredibly brilliant comic created by the aforementioned buttface. She's like me in many aspects, except, well... I'm sure you'll be able to figure it out. ^^; Her favorite food is "ded mausQ." (That's Q.0-speak. In English, they are called "dead mice.") And no, you can't read Tree Man, unless Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing posts it online. Otherwise, it is Top Secret. I don't know why. Ask the dumb-butt yourself.

Thirdly, this is the vast majority of the conversation - from right after it began to right before it ended. You will know if you are being contacted by Q.0 if you receive a text message (or email) that says this: "haaiiiiii *wave*" You have been warned.

So here it is. Enjoy!


K: y u no trust me? i nish!

Sailor Moon Fan Blahblahblah: Okay I guess I trust you, but I never really know what you're thinking. So idk if you even process what I'm saying. In fact I'm surprised you can even read what I'm saying and texting now.

K: ... waht duz 'prooces' meen?

SMF: Oh for frick sakes what is the point of you even. AHHH!!!!!!!!!! You drive me nuts.

K: y u no luv me? I jusht wahnt fwend!

u me fwends?

SMF: Yeah I guess we are friends. Or fwends or whatever you'll understand. I mean I do spend a lot of time with you... for some reason.

K: yay i haz fwend! mi fihst fwend!

fwends givz pwezents wite?

K: wite? fwends giv pwezents?

K: shaywa mun faan no weave me! pweash cum back!

K: *sniffle* dats okey... ish okey if yuu no lyk me... i shtill make mish pwesent fo yu... i shtill lyk yoo... u shtill nish even if yew no lyk mi

SMF: I was raking pinecones. And yeah we're still friends but it isn't an obligation to make presents.

K: yew... yew shtill lyk mi? yay! dat maks me hapi! i almosht dun pwesent... i maik nish pikcha fo yoo

sowwy i no good at dwawing

K: yay awl dun!

SMF: Don't worry I'm not that good either.

K: yuu betta dan me r... yoo lyk raynbos wite? an shtars and hartsh? it haz lots of doze!

o wate im not shupposhed to tell waht yow pwesent is am i? birfdai pwesents is surpwises wite? Katweena says i nawt shupposhed to tell. okai yuu find owt on yo birfdai den :D

o and Katweena sez she wus rong... udder ten persent grai marker she still haz. she sayz she sowwy she wuz rong.

V: Well if she doesn't wanna give me her extra it's fine. I just remember her saying so.

K: no no she tought dat she gav it too yu but she didnt cuz itsh hewe in Waskapoo. so she sez sowwy she wuz rong.

hay... sinse i dwew yu a pikcha... can yu dwaw me wun? pwease?

K: shaywa mun fann yew shtill dere?

SMF: I guess?

SMF: I said yeah I can draw you something.

Oh how would Colombian Rice Eater get his rice powers? [he's also a Tree Man character]

K: yay tank yew! uh can yew dwaw me... pictah uv us togedda! fwends!

hay you nevah dwew a pictah uv me and dat gowjuss mannah! yew shaid u wood dwaw it fo me if i gav u Katweena bak! and i gav her bak but u didnt dwaw it. u meen!

o wate but i gesh we wehnt fwends den... but we fwends now sho u gon dwaw dem to pictahs fo me wite?

Rish Mashtah Adwian getz rishe powahs by gettin bited by radioa... by wadioact... by nucweaw powahed rishe.

obviushly.

SMF: You said draw a Reaver comic. Not you and Reaver derp.

K: o. 

did u dwaw a weavah comic den?

SMF: No I'm drawing Rice Mastah.

K: but wuddabout weavah comic? an pictah uv us togedda as besht fwends? u no get Katweena bak untiw i haz weavah comic! bahaha!

SMF: Well I'm going now anyway goodbye! ^-^

K: no wate fwend pwease don go!

were u goin?

SMF: People, places, things.

K: pwease shtay!

SMF: Meh

K: u no tew Katweena i dwew a pictah fo yu okey?

SMF: Uh... right.

K: itsh a shecwet! fwends keep shecwets wite? if she nos shill giv it too yoo befow yo birfday. an iss a birfday pwesent. so no tell okey?

SMF: Uh.. huh....





wtf is happening.

K: y wahts happning? u okay?

SMF: Uh well you are making about 72.83% sense right now.

K: wut u no undahshtand? i hewp u undahshtand. i shmaht.

SMF: You said Katrina is not gonna give me a present before my birthday? What does that matter????

K: o wew if yu tew Katweena i maid u a pwesent shill wook fo it an find it an giv it to u befow yo birfdai. an sinse iss a birfday pwesent dat wood be bad. undahshtand?

SMF: Uh yeah.

K: yay tank yu! o an Katweena ish shad cuz yuu sed u no cum to Waskapoo no mow. yoo com pwease? it wiw maik hew happi

SMF: Maaaaybeee.

K: dat make hew happi-ish. tank yu! o and Katweena shez wuts yo favwit choklit. 

K: hay did yu an Katweena have fite er sumtin? i tride too fiind owt but hew hed ish fulll uv big wurds dat me no knos.

K: Katweena tinks me shpewwing ish bad! dat no tru rite? i haz good shpewwing!

SMF: Well since I can understand you perfectly your spelling doesn't affect me! But yeah, you suck. And I like... a lot of chocolate? Not dark.

K: she wahnts too nno whut kind uv choklit bar uu lyk. an my shpewwing ish not baad! i haz sooper good shpewwing! da teechah sed i wurk weawwy haard!

SMF: Whoa u go to school? I never wrote that!

Anywho I like Hershy and Caramilk and Dove. I liikeeee Dove.

SMF: But I'm trying to stay away from junk food.

K: so u lyk duv an caremilk? okey i wiw tehl Katweena.

course i went to kinnergarden didnt yu?

SMF: Yes I did.

I don't want chocolate thought. That would be the opposite of what I want. I'm trying not to eat as much junk food.

K: o. so no choklit den?

SMF: No unfortunately.


*end* AIN'T SHE SMART?! YEah it's pretty awesome. She's... uh... really gorgeous too. >_> *poker face*

Day 66: The awesome costumes of people we know

As promised - and only about a month and a half late! - pictures form the anime convention in June! Keep in mind that the vast majority of these costumes were made by hand by the person wearing them. Part Two should be up in a few more minutes - I don't want too many pictures in each post.

Slightly Creepy Person, in a cool costume, with a cool pose.

Supreme Harem Master being very sexy in her cosplay.

A closeup of Supreme Harem Master and her Psyduck.

Closet DaD Fan's cosplay of, I believe, a Naruto character named Sakura.

A closeup of her shoes.

Our beloved Anime Club Leader, in her award-winning costume.

And now, ME! I'm in the process of mindraping Slightly Creepy Person. It's one of my favorite pastimes! :D

Actually, since geishas are basically high-class prostitutes, I'm probably giving him a... well... sales pitch? xD I'm not doing a very good job, apparently.

Finally, a nice front view of my costume, complete with a creepy Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing!

Tell me which ones you like!

AREN'T I SEXY?!

Day 56: Going up to the lake is gonna be awesome

For those of you that don't already know, I'm off the the lake for about five days. I'm leaving in an hour or two. So now would be the perfect time to type up a blog post and email it to me so I can post it when I get back. :D

I love going to the lake. It's two and a half hours to get there, but then I can swim, I can stroll around, I can take pictures of sunsets, I can sleep in a cool awesome bed thing, and get away from the city. Not that I don't love the Internet and TV and all that jazz, but sometimes, I need a break. I'll still have my phone though so if any of you are craving some Katrina feel free to text me. :D

I'm planning on actually doing stuff there. Art (specifically some watercolour), writing in my journal, writing in my dream journal. I might also write some blog posts on paper, and type them up when I get back. I won't be working on plushies while I'm gone but I might read a book and work out the colour combinations for some OCs I have. (For you non-arty people, that stands for original characters.) There's also this one particular picture I would LOVE to get some work done on, but I don't have the reference list I need to make sure all the characters are doing what they're supposed to be doing. I might study some katakana for the fall though. (It's one of the Japanese alphabets. I'll explain that some other time. xD) I also have birthday presents for Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing to make. Yay!

And I packed one pair of pants. I'm bringing two dresses and a skirt, and I'm wearing another skirt right now. Summer = fun! :D

Talk to you guys later! <3

Day 55: Emily the Strange is one supremely awesome girl

Yesterday morning, I woke up at Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing's house. She was still asleep, so I took a couple of pics of her sleeping, then went to the kitchen table. I cut myself an apple and started to read the book.

And OH MY FLIPPING LORD is it amazing! At first it was intriguing, then it was very interesting, and then halfway through the book something exciting and dramatic happened - only we have no idea exactly what that exciting and dramatic thing is. Some parts of the book make you wonder if she's dreaming or if it's real, but then you read it again to make sure and yup it's real. So here are thirteen things included in the book:

1. Amnesia
2. A dress with infinitely large internal pockets
3. A ridiculously small beige town called Blackrock
4. Four black cats with mysteriously hidden collars
5. Doppelgangers
6. Letters from a dead woman who appears to be able to predict the future
7. A secret doorway leading to somewhere dark with black lava that burns you but leaves you unharmed
8. A very high-stakes game of Calamity Poker
9. An amazing van that is epic beyond belief
10. Amnesia... again?!?!
11. A legitimately psychic nine-year-old
12. A centuries-old family feud
13. Lots of lists of thirteen

It is FANTASTICALLY good. I can't wait to get my paws on the next books in the series - library, you are gonna get OWNED! I seriously recommend this series to anyone sitting at home, bored out of their minds, with nothing better to do than click the refresh button while hoping for my blog to have a new post appear. It's EXCELLENT.

Day 50: Thunderstorms are REALLY awesome

A couple days ago - on Wednesday - I got caught in the rain. Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing kept shrieking before the rain started because she's afraid of thunderstorms. xD She kept on delaaaaaying walking home from the plays we watched (which were AWESOME)... Had to congratulate this person, look for that person... even though I told her I would get caught in the rain. She didn't think I would. xD Fool.

So after we walked to her house, I headed for home. About halfway there, it started to sprinkle a little bit. Soon it was full-on raining, and I giggled and giggled and it was FUN. I'm guessing it would have been really unsettling to watch me walking home because I was just laughing the whole way home. Even after I got inside it took about ten minutes for me to completely stop laughing. Then I took off my shirt and my pants and put on a bathrobe. I felt realleh sexy! :D My hair was all super-curly and wet because that's what my hair does when it gets wet.

And now I have more of le story in place. About Storm and Kemi. Even though none of you know who either of those people are. xD Just a thought.

So I totally love getting caught in the rain without an umbrella... but next time, sweetie, please listen when I tell you I'm gonna get soaked if we don't leave, okay? ^^;

Day 48: Anime conventions are so FREAKING awesome...

... it's unbelievable. Even though this was more like a party, I think. :XD:

(TAlking about the anime convention I went to on Saturday the 4th. Just so you know.)

I spent about $70 dollars on stuff, including this AMAZING PLUSHIE, so I now possess $15 in total in the WHOLE WORLD plus spare change. ;_; I got a T-shirt, two bookmarks (one for a friend), a pair of earrings (for said friend), a Sailor Mercury bead-keychain-thing, a free comic book, and two pictures, one for me and one for the same friend. I'm gonna upload a picture of my awesome stuff soon, I hope! If I can actually find the motivation to work on stuff, I am so TOTALLY gonna have a booth there next year. I'm thinking Sailor Moon and Pokemon plushies, a few clay Pokemon and Sailor Moon things, a lot of chibis, and a few really awesome other pictures. I MUST IMPROVE ON EVERYTHING AND MAKE MONEEEEH ASFKBSEGLKJAOUDFSDLFKGJHDLIBGIKJDFNVLISAUEHBNFSDZJL

Anyways. A LOT of my friends were there. Chinese Girl We All Love, Closet DaD Fan, Girl With A Really Long Braid, Pretty Girl I Barely Know, Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing, Supreme Harem Master, Anime Club Leader, and Slightly Creepy Person, who walked in being chill and walked out with a girlfriend. :XD: PLAYEEEERRRRR. I have lots of pictures I'll upload of our cosplays. Soooo many people asked to take a picture of me and I felt REALLY HONOURED! So there are probably a lot of cool pictures being uploaded on Facebook right now - who knows, maybe even on dA! - of me being super attractive as a BLONDE GEISHA. Worship meee!!!

I took several pictures of people with cool cosplays... Sailor Jupiter, Zelda, No-Face (who scared the shit outta me!), a lot of my friends, and cool stuff like that. There were a few people I really wish I'd taken pictures of: a REALLY REALLY HOT guy with no shirt on (and, to quote Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing, with "the body of a god") from Street Fighter or some shiz like that, an old dude from Dragonball Z, Pretty Girl I Barely Know (she was Hermione), several lolitas, the Eleventh Doctor (COMPLETE WITH FEZ), and this really attractive guy in epic clothing. Okay, so I admit that he's probably like ten years older than me, but he was SUPER attractive. His cosplay looked super familiar but I couldn't place it, and as we were all leaving I asked him what it was. He told me the reason I couldn't figure out what his cosplay was is that he, like me, wasn't actually cosplaying. Apparently he was wearing EGA , or Elegant Gothic Attire (or something like that. He was attractive, okay?!?!?!), which is the male counterpart of Gothic Lolita. He also told me that the reason I thought he looked familiar is because I was probably thinking of Alucard from Hellsing, who dresses in the same style. He moved his hands while he spoke in a really cool way, like he was some Victorian dude. And he had a CANE. Also, during the dance that took up the last three hours, he actually DANCED. While most people were just doing the typical 'untz untz untz untz' kind of modern dancing (BOOOOORIIIIING), he was somehow able to pull off ACTUALLY dancing. With a cane. Stylishly. I was REALLY impressed.

The dance part probably requires a little explanation. This wasn't exactly your typical anime con. There was an artist's alley, yes. (I met this one person I know from deviantART in real life. WHEEEE!) There were guest speakers (voice actor dude, comic artists) there, yes. There was also a raffle, a silent auction, a cosplay contest, an anime screening, and a dance from nine until midnight. I went home for supper, and to remove the annoying white makeup from my face (although I re-applied the funky lips and eyeliner and blush-spot-things so I still looked geisha-like). We returned just in time to catch the results of the cosplay contest. Anime Club Leader got an honourable for her costume! :'D Later, while we waited for the dance to start, we got started on a movie called "Summer Wars." We ended up watching the whole thing, giving us like an hour left for dancing. Good movie, by the way. Reminds me of War Games...

So. Next year? Me and Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing are making a lolita costume for her in the next little while. I am hoping to make a really epic Sailor Moon costume in the distant future. I might get a table to sell stuff at and make money. MONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEY And I am not going to arrive later than when the doors open, and I shall never leave.

Day 35: Tuxedo Mondays make me look awesome

[Note: This was supposed to be posted on Tuesday.]

For those of you that have been hiding under rocks because you're terrified of me stalking you retribution for Bin Laden's death, here's what Tuxedo Mondays are: we all dress up on Mondays in fancy clothes. Here's how they got started:
STAGE ONE - THE INCEPTION
1. Colombian Rice Eater, Freakishly Smart Person, and Curly-Haired Spock Fan decide to wear formal attire on Monday and call it Tuxedo Monday.
2. Freakishly Smart Person and Curly-Haired Spock Fan forget about it, and although alone, Colombian Rice Eater looks massively sexy on Monday.
3. Colombian Rice Eater blogs about the experience, and encourages me to join him next Monday. I do.
STAGE TWO - THE TRENDSETTING
4. Me and Colombian Rice Eater look incredibly sexy in our sparkly shirts and white ties, shown above.
5. People inquire as to why we look so sexy. We tell them. They build a bandwagon.
STAGE THREE - THE SNOWBALL... SNOWBALLS!
6. Secret Society Girl (and a few others) jump on the newly-built bandwagon. Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing promises to join us, but chickens out the night before. I told her she would. She didn't believe me. Curly-Haired Spock Fan finally remembers - it's been few weeks. OTL
7. Supreme Harem Master, World Champion Pacer, Bean, and others promise to catch the bandwagon at the next stop.

TA DA! I R JEENYUS, EH?!

So. You should all join our bandwagon. BE SEXY, MY DARLINGS! BE SEXY!

Day 29: Written by awesome friend who talks about awesome things

The dumb-butt writer, who I will be calling...uh...The Dumb-Butt...Writer? Is not telling the truth about me in her last blog entry...thing.
She claims that I am going to tell a bunch of lies about her abusing me and what-not. Which is not true. Everything I say is true, including that one time where she tied me to the back of a donkey and got it to run through a pile of elephant feces. By the way, she didn't even let me wear a mask or anything! I had to take it all in, it was awful! SHE'S A MONSTER. Back to other true things that I am not making up.
I am known as Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing on this shizz, but I feel a more appropriate name would be, oh, I don't know, something along the lines of Master Of All And Ruler Of Everything, or something simple like that. I LOVE SAILOR MOON. Anywho, I think I should start a blog myself. I'd call it "The Legend of Vivian" AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! I really don't know what to write. I mean, I could just talk about how I got this black eye I that I am not making up, but we all know that it's from Dumb-Butt Writer.
Anywho it was a warm Spring day and I was just plowing the field on my farm (I was going to plant some eggplants) when suddenly I hear a noise, a bunny crying in the distance. Now you are probably thinking that I am crazy for thinking I can hear little rabbit nibbles, but I can seriously talk to them. Seriously. I'm not crazy. I'M NOT.

Anywho, I followed the noise and came across Dumb-Butt Writer pulling on the rabbit's poofy tail! Being the might and heroic heroine I am, who is heroic and mighty in every way, punched Dumb-Butt Writer across the face and pushed her into my personal pond of children's tears, where my pirahna, whom I have trained to live in such an environment, just happened to have the munchies and nibbled (chomped) on her left big toe. Nothing too bad.Okay, so sahe has nine toes, whatever! That just means one less toe to look after. I wouldn't want to have nine toes, but it suits Dumb-Butt Writer.
So after she escaped, she decided to return the favour and punched back (violent person) which is exactly how I got this black eye that exists. The black eye that will no doubt be gone by the time school starts again, so there will be no way to actually tell that I had the black eye in the first place. Even though I did.
And now for a cute picture!

I call the little guy Sabeast (Dumb-Butt Writer calls her Bean) because it's so small and cute, but on the inside it's a cold-blooded killer who has been taught to suck the life out of living human beings with its cuteness. It can also suck the life out of things that don't even have anymore life to suck (zombies, vampires, etc.)
Well Dumb-Butt Writer wants me to end this entry because she doesn't appreciate the fact that I am exposing her true self on the internet.
Just so everyone knows, but mostly Dumb-Whatever Writer, vampires don't exist. Yes, I've probably ruined your childhood dreams, but there is no such thing as a glittery man who watches you sleep and is fast enough to escape when you wake up. Or is that Santa Claus I'm thinking of? By the way, Santa Claus exists. Vampires don't. Or do they? If a vampire was ever to watch me sleep, I'd probably cry. Santa Claus is bad enough!

Tatty bye for now! Actually I'm probably never going to write in this blog again. So just tatty bye. Or bye. It all depends on if you prefer the immature goodbye (and we know which goodbye that is) or the mature one.

So tatty and/or bye!

Day 28: April is awesome

It really is. Thunderstorms... tulips sprouting (but not blossoming yet, dammit!)... birds chirping... worms on the sidewalk... wait, what? Sigh... the one thing about spring I don't like. But we just had our first thunderstorm, and I'm thinking HALLELUJAH SISTAH! God damn it, did I ever miss thunderstorms! I love this time of year, because it's before all the nasty biting bugs are out... read, mosquitoes. My uncles are probably seeding right now - they're farmers, all three of my mom's brothers. They get pretty busy this time of year. Hm... never mind, they probably aren't seeding yet. Maybe. WHATEVAH.

Spring is my second favorite season, because I don't need to wear all the layers that are neccessary in the winter, but it's not yucky and hot the way summer is. (Fall's my favorite, because of Halloween, mah birthday, pretty colours, school starting, etc.) Summer is just... BLARG. The hot sun, the bright sunlight, EW. Although I definitely love going to the lake and chilling, as well as the break from school.

I'm not a very intresting blogger, am I? I'm not funny or interesting or amusing. So, to give you all a taste of what this blog ISN'T, I'm letting a guest blog for today's entry! (Because this is yesterday's, I believe.) Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing is taking over for the next blog post. YAY! Just a warning, I probably haven't said or done most of the things she's going to say I have. Seriously. Child needs major therapy.

CIAO FOR NOW! :D

Day 26: German food orgies are awesome

Before post is posted: I just found out that Singing Actor And SGU Fan has a blog! OMG EXCITING MUCH?!?!?!

Anyways.

So last night I had a sleepover at Bean's house, on her acreage. It's pretty pwnage. Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing was supposed to be there too, but had to work unexpectedly. Pity. There was this German-person-food-orgy-and-bonfire-party-thing that night, for Easter, and OMG. There was SO MUCH FOOD. Of course, I totally pigged out and ate enough for at least two different meals, but OMG IT WAS SO GOOOOD. This really delicious, tender steak kebab. This awesome chicken wrapped with proscuitto ham. This STRAWBERRY CAKE OMG. And of course there was beer, but obviously I had none. EW GROSS SICK DISGUSTING AW YUCK

Bean is really funny. I quite enjoy how funny she is. I also love her fluffeh little kitty cat and her adorable, huggy little bro. Let's call him... Bean's Adorable Huggy Little Brother. She was on Facebook for like a freakin' hour last night, talking to Singing Actor And SGU Fan about his (devilishly attractive) new hat and to Colombian Rice Eater about narwal rape and how they're gonna sell me as a sex slave. WTF? A little perspective for you there. xD So I wrote in her journal about what a poopface she was being and then drew a picture of me burning her alive. I then drew five more pages of me gleefully killing & injuring her in different ways. YAY The faces were quite beautiful, believe me. We plan on showing them to Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing soon so she can enjoy how smart I am. YAY

GOD DAMMIT I NEED FACEBOOK. (Singing Actor And SGU Fan has no cell phone, and emailing him would be... creepy. Same goes for a lot of people I don't talk to enough. BLARG)

Day 24: Sleepovers with losers are AWESOME

Okay. This is yesterday's post, although it is obviously no longer yesterday - it is now... TODAY. *dramatic moment*

... BE QUIET I'M SMART.

So anyways, I'm currentle at Bean's house and her keyboard sucks money butt. Seriously.

OMG YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN. That was supposed to say "So anyways, I'm currently at Bean's house and her keyboard sucks monkey butt." It's supposedly a German keyboard, which basically means that IT SUCKS MONKEY BUTT. See, the z and y keys are mixed up, and NONE OF THE PUNCTUATION IS WHERE IT SHOULD BE. orz

Anyways, night before last, she and Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing had a sleepover at my house.These two are so retarded.  We spent over an hour arguing about whether we should watch
Lilo & Stitch or Mulan.

No joke. These champs are fucked. In. The. Head.

So then Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing spent the next two hours complaining and wanting to go home. I gave her ice cream with chocolate chips but after three bites the bitch said she didn't want it any more. IT WAS THE LAST BIT OF ICE CREAM IN THE DURN FECKN' HOUSE. AND I GOT NONE. That bitch Bean just told me not to exxagerate. She wants cake. I ASSURE YOU I DO NOT LIE. Not about this, at least.

Pelvis thrust!

Day 23: Watching movies with friends is awesome

Hey errbody! As I'm sure you noticed, I haven't posted for three days. OMG KATRINA Y U NO LOVE US?!?!?!?! But I have a good reason. Yeeeeees. Well, two good reasons, actually, because I'm two days behind. YAY! On Thursday, the day that this post was supposed to be... posted... I was havin' a partay! OMG! Well, it was a kind of a half-party, because we basically just ate food, burned stuff, and watched an awesome movie. And yesterday, we had visitors, from Calgary. They're still here, so I hope I can see them again today, but they're worried about exams when they get back so they're hoping to study. xD Meh. ANYWAYS.

The first person to arrive was Colombian Rice Eater. He was about 45 minutes early and helped me make food. Well, by "make," I mean he sliced veggies with me. xD I taught him how to slice a pepper. He felt extremely proud to be "cooking." Odd child. Then a lot of people arrived: World Champion Pacer, Secret Society Girl (she hopes to make a secret society one day), Slightly Creepy Person, Quiet Smart Airplane Dude, and Closet D&D Fan (I toldja you'd get a real name! :D). Quiet Smart Airplane Dude brought some of those yummy Mini Eggs thingamajiggies for us all to feast on. I've noticed that when one of those quiet, smart dudes gets invited over for a semi-party-thing, they often bring food. HOW SWEET! -3- After a few minutes of everyone chowing down on veggies (more food came later), someone asked me who else was coming. I said something along the lines of, "Well, Supreme Harem Master told me she was going to be late, but BEAN AND SAILOR MOON FAN WHO IS EPIC AT DRAWING both still need to arrive." The person stared at me and was like, "Chill bro, it'll be all good. Shouting at them won't make them come sooner." To which I replied, "Oh yes it will. You'd be surprised."

Sure enough, a minute or two later, Bean came to the door. OH HO HO. I SHOWED THEM! >:D

Be quiet. I'M NORMAAAAAAL

Anyways, about 30 seconds after that, Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing (who seriously needs a shorter name) came to the door. After a little fiasco involving that mischievous Colombian Rice Eater locking them out, we came in and partied. Lol jk. I waited a few minutes and then said, "Well, Supreme Harem Master told me she wouldn't be bringing anythin to burn, so we should go burn stuff now." My dad, let's call him Dodo (said with LOVE), lit up the firepit in the backyard and we all took our rough drafts of portfolio work and burned them. Colombian Rice Eater was SUPPOSED to bring all his shiz from last semester, but the dummy was all "well I might need it for finals! Because obviously my history teacher will be testing us on stuff we learned in math last semester." DERP. So since he had nothing to burn I drew an extremely sexy picture of him. OH HO HO. So we burned it. YAAAAY >:D

So then I sat all the little children down in the living room in front of the TV, asked them if they wanted popcorn, and then me and Slightly Creepy Person went downstairs and grabbed a buttload of drinks for everyone. As the popcorn started poppin' we started the movie, but before that happened there were several minutes of everyone bein' crazy. Example of a convo between Bean and Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing is as follows.
Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing: Just take it off, and give me your bra!
(LOL. Bean, feel free to attempt to explain that one away in the comments. INAPPROPRIATE RELATIOOOOOOONS)

So yeah. The movie we watched is called Stardust. Colombian Rice Eater actually suggested it about a week back, and it's a pretty funny movie. Captain Shakespeare lol. MY IDOL. Supreme Harem Master arrived about 10 or 15 minutes after it started so she didn't miss all that much. After it was done everyone went home except for Bean and Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing, who had a sleepover. That was fun too. Kind of.... >_>

IN BRIEF: Random parties are fun. Stardust is a good movie. I'm attractive.

That is all.

Oh right! From now on, Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing shall now be known as Sailor Moon Fan, but only in the label-section-thing. And Closet D&D Fan is known as Closet DaD Fan in the labels, which sounds extremely creepy but I can't put "&" in there so it'll do.

Day 9: My friend is stupidly awesome. xD

By "friend" I am referring to Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing. You know who you are....

So yes, I AM aware that this post is one day late, and therefore it is not technically day 9 but rather day 10. Have no fear; I am posting twice tonight. You'll get double the awesome today! :D Why did I miss posting yesterday? It's actually because of Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing. We were hanging out last night, and after I went home, I forgot to post because I did my next part of the Letter Game. (The Letter Game is something I will doubtlessly be dedicating a post to in the future. It'll probably be a while, unless I get swamped by messages from people [COUGH COUGH U NO WHO U R] who are desperate to discover what this is.) Anyways, I was forced to flee downstairs halfway through, and there was no WAY I was gonna venture aboveground until morning. Plus I kinda forgot after I got started. xD ANYWAYS. About my friend.

We went for a walk last night, and she's a total wuss. =D Like afraid of the dark, "KATRINA DON'T LEAVE MEEEEE," etc. However, tonight she brought herself to a new level of fearfulness. This is the stuff of legends - talked about in books and movies.Seriously. As we were walking, she suddenly jumped and cried, "Aaah!

"... Oh, wait, it's just my shadow."

So yeah. My friend is totally afraid of HER OWN SHADOW.

Told you it was legendary. <3

P.S. If you're wondering why Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing is just known as Sailor Moon Fan in the labels, read the IN BRIEF: section of this entry.