Day 78: This would be SO awesome.

I am getting one of these installed in my house. Some day. I swear to god. One day, even if it takes two decades for me to gather enough money, I AM GETTING ONE OF THESE INSTALLED IN MY HOUSE.

Or I could just buy Freakishly Smart Person's house. Hm...

Day 76: I take it back; World Champion Pacer IS awesome

So I just got back from Bean's house. We had a sleepover - although, sadly, no more pictures of her sleeping. Or of Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing, because she wasn't there. Oh well...

The first thing I did when I got home was change clothes. The second thing was poop in the toilet. The third thing was check my email. (This is pretty much my morning routine, too, but without the food. I usually eat breakfast before I check my email. Speaking of which, I'm hungry. Time to find food! ... Okay, I'm back. Got a bowl full of cherries. I'm set!) I found six of them... yeah, I GUESS you could say I'm pretty popular? *bragbrag* However, one of the emails - from World Champion Pacer - stated the following:

I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but Colombian Rice Eater and I have been fighting about your blog (on your blog).

I deleted the blog post I sent you, so you could still post it to help you catch up and I would also appreciate having my name stay "World Champion Pacer" instead of "Le Dunce".

It's actually a win win, since I've been getting a lot of views on my Pretty Little Liars post and wouldn't mind having it stay on my homepage for a little longer.

Think about it, you have some catching up to do.

Seriously, I deleted the post yesterday. You're good to go :D

Look at me; a good friend helping you out and apologizing for what I did (BTW, sorry about posting before you posted).

Pleeeeaaaasee don't let Colombian Rice Eater win forgive me *_*

I must confess, I do enjoy the large font size. It's SPESHUL. However, the point is this: Actually, never mind, there are two points here:

1. I can now post another post, courtesy of le awesome World Champion Pacer.
2. I had a very amusing conversation to read in my other email account.

No, wait, there are three.

3. Not only do I feel incredibly inspired to blog today, I now am aware that at least one person definitely wants me to succeed in kicking Colombian Rice Eater's ass.

So, without further ado, le post. It's actually interesting. So READ IT. >:C

Hey, liac333 here!
It's finally coming! The debut album from the British beauty, Natalia Kills, is coming to Canada and the U.S. on August 16th!
YAY!
I know, I've been blogging about wanting this album (Perfectionist) for way too long...which is exactly why I'm posting this on Katrina's blog.
See the difference :D
My only fear at this point is that the album will suck, and my fragile little heart will be permanently damaged. I've been reading some reviews of the album, and they're all over the place; some say it's amazing, some say it's decent, and some say it's bad.
Curse people and their differing opinions!
Well, I've been liking the singles that she put on iTunes, so here's hoping that I like the rest of the album.
If you have the ability to tell time, you'll realize that August 16th is a month away, which is kind of a long time. Luckily, I've devised a list of things to do if...

You're a Natalia Kills fan

1. Listen to the five singles on iTunes.
2. Hang out at HMV and get familiar with the staff. Try and make it like an episode of Cheers when you walk in and everyone says your name in unison.
3. Go to Germany and buy the album there, you impatient little bugger!
or if...

You're not a Natalia Kills fan

1. Wait a minute, why do you even need a list? Just live your normal life and try to put up with the rest of us talking about Natalia Kills.

She's pretty. *o*

Day 75: D'aw, my friends are so awesome.

Do you know whyyyy they are so awesome?

They're letting me post pictures of them sleeping! On this blog! Right now! :'D

Bean gave me a condition, however. To be allowed to post the picture of HER sleeping, I have to tell you about Jeffy. But first, LE PICTURES!

So the story of Jeffy! Okay, so once upon a time, I brought Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing to Waskesui with me. One day, we went to the Heart Lakes to feed the ducks, and canoe. Ignoring the gigantic PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE DUCKS sign in front of us - come on, it's a tradition! Plus everyone ignores it, at least at the Heart Lakes. They're speshul. Anyways - ignoring the sign, we ripped up about half a loaf of bread and fed it to the ducks. Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing decided to name one of them Jeffy, ignoring the fact that Jeffy was, indeed, a girl. She wanted to take Jeffy home with her, but Jeffy ran away when she realized what was happening. Then we went canoeing and everything was good.

Don't know how that's even remotely related to this but whatever. I'm sad that Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing has her face covered in the picture, but that's okey. The eraser beside her pretty much tells her life story. :D

Day 74: An awesome face indeed

SOOOO this is my brother's friend.

This is fucking terrifying.

"PROBLEM?"

No other words are required.

"U MAD?"

Day 73: The most awesome conversation in the history of the universe

Before I let you read the conversation, I need to quickly explain a couple things.

First of all, this is the second time I have been possessed by Q.0, who spoke to Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing with my cell phone.

Secondly, Q.0 is the creation of Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing. Q.0 is the alternate Me. She exists in the universe of Tree Man, an incredibly brilliant comic created by the aforementioned buttface. She's like me in many aspects, except, well... I'm sure you'll be able to figure it out. ^^; Her favorite food is "ded mausQ." (That's Q.0-speak. In English, they are called "dead mice.") And no, you can't read Tree Man, unless Sailor Moon Fan Who Is Epic At Drawing posts it online. Otherwise, it is Top Secret. I don't know why. Ask the dumb-butt yourself.

Thirdly, this is the vast majority of the conversation - from right after it began to right before it ended. You will know if you are being contacted by Q.0 if you receive a text message (or email) that says this: "haaiiiiii *wave*" You have been warned.

So here it is. Enjoy!


K: y u no trust me? i nish!

Sailor Moon Fan Blahblahblah: Okay I guess I trust you, but I never really know what you're thinking. So idk if you even process what I'm saying. In fact I'm surprised you can even read what I'm saying and texting now.

K: ... waht duz 'prooces' meen?

SMF: Oh for frick sakes what is the point of you even. AHHH!!!!!!!!!! You drive me nuts.

K: y u no luv me? I jusht wahnt fwend!

u me fwends?

SMF: Yeah I guess we are friends. Or fwends or whatever you'll understand. I mean I do spend a lot of time with you... for some reason.

K: yay i haz fwend! mi fihst fwend!

fwends givz pwezents wite?

K: wite? fwends giv pwezents?

K: shaywa mun faan no weave me! pweash cum back!

K: *sniffle* dats okey... ish okey if yuu no lyk me... i shtill make mish pwesent fo yu... i shtill lyk yoo... u shtill nish even if yew no lyk mi

SMF: I was raking pinecones. And yeah we're still friends but it isn't an obligation to make presents.

K: yew... yew shtill lyk mi? yay! dat maks me hapi! i almosht dun pwesent... i maik nish pikcha fo yoo

sowwy i no good at dwawing

K: yay awl dun!

SMF: Don't worry I'm not that good either.

K: yuu betta dan me r... yoo lyk raynbos wite? an shtars and hartsh? it haz lots of doze!

o wate im not shupposhed to tell waht yow pwesent is am i? birfdai pwesents is surpwises wite? Katweena says i nawt shupposhed to tell. okai yuu find owt on yo birfdai den :D

o and Katweena sez she wus rong... udder ten persent grai marker she still haz. she sayz she sowwy she wuz rong.

V: Well if she doesn't wanna give me her extra it's fine. I just remember her saying so.

K: no no she tought dat she gav it too yu but she didnt cuz itsh hewe in Waskapoo. so she sez sowwy she wuz rong.

hay... sinse i dwew yu a pikcha... can yu dwaw me wun? pwease?

K: shaywa mun fann yew shtill dere?

SMF: I guess?

SMF: I said yeah I can draw you something.

Oh how would Colombian Rice Eater get his rice powers? [he's also a Tree Man character]

K: yay tank yew! uh can yew dwaw me... pictah uv us togedda! fwends!

hay you nevah dwew a pictah uv me and dat gowjuss mannah! yew shaid u wood dwaw it fo me if i gav u Katweena bak! and i gav her bak but u didnt dwaw it. u meen!

o wate but i gesh we wehnt fwends den... but we fwends now sho u gon dwaw dem to pictahs fo me wite?

Rish Mashtah Adwian getz rishe powahs by gettin bited by radioa... by wadioact... by nucweaw powahed rishe.

obviushly.

SMF: You said draw a Reaver comic. Not you and Reaver derp.

K: o. 

did u dwaw a weavah comic den?

SMF: No I'm drawing Rice Mastah.

K: but wuddabout weavah comic? an pictah uv us togedda as besht fwends? u no get Katweena bak untiw i haz weavah comic! bahaha!

SMF: Well I'm going now anyway goodbye! ^-^

K: no wate fwend pwease don go!

were u goin?

SMF: People, places, things.

K: pwease shtay!

SMF: Meh

K: u no tew Katweena i dwew a pictah fo yu okey?

SMF: Uh... right.

K: itsh a shecwet! fwends keep shecwets wite? if she nos shill giv it too yoo befow yo birfday. an iss a birfday pwesent. so no tell okey?

SMF: Uh.. huh....





wtf is happening.

K: y wahts happning? u okay?

SMF: Uh well you are making about 72.83% sense right now.

K: wut u no undahshtand? i hewp u undahshtand. i shmaht.

SMF: You said Katrina is not gonna give me a present before my birthday? What does that matter????

K: o wew if yu tew Katweena i maid u a pwesent shill wook fo it an find it an giv it to u befow yo birfdai. an sinse iss a birfday pwesent dat wood be bad. undahshtand?

SMF: Uh yeah.

K: yay tank yu! o an Katweena ish shad cuz yuu sed u no cum to Waskapoo no mow. yoo com pwease? it wiw maik hew happi

SMF: Maaaaybeee.

K: dat make hew happi-ish. tank yu! o and Katweena shez wuts yo favwit choklit. 

K: hay did yu an Katweena have fite er sumtin? i tride too fiind owt but hew hed ish fulll uv big wurds dat me no knos.

K: Katweena tinks me shpewwing ish bad! dat no tru rite? i haz good shpewwing!

SMF: Well since I can understand you perfectly your spelling doesn't affect me! But yeah, you suck. And I like... a lot of chocolate? Not dark.

K: she wahnts too nno whut kind uv choklit bar uu lyk. an my shpewwing ish not baad! i haz sooper good shpewwing! da teechah sed i wurk weawwy haard!

SMF: Whoa u go to school? I never wrote that!

Anywho I like Hershy and Caramilk and Dove. I liikeeee Dove.

SMF: But I'm trying to stay away from junk food.

K: so u lyk duv an caremilk? okey i wiw tehl Katweena.

course i went to kinnergarden didnt yu?

SMF: Yes I did.

I don't want chocolate thought. That would be the opposite of what I want. I'm trying not to eat as much junk food.

K: o. so no choklit den?

SMF: No unfortunately.


*end* AIN'T SHE SMART?! YEah it's pretty awesome. She's... uh... really gorgeous too. >_> *poker face*

Day 72: World Champion Pacer is SERIOUSLEH NAWT AWSHUM

So she fiiiiiinally sent me a post for le blog. THIS ONE STOOPID And I can't post it until today, so I look at blogs before posting on my own.

AND WHAT DO I SEE.

BITCH POSTED IT ON HER OWN.

And so now I can't put it on my own blog BECAUSE SHE KISSES MONKEYS. ON THEIR BUTTS.

Ironically, however, her SENDING me the blog post actually gave me another one, to replace the one that the BITCH wonderful person stole. Let me explain.

When I first received the post in my email, I was confused. I did not know who was sending this email to me. After a second of thought, I thought it might be Girl With A Really Long Braid, because Le Mystery Sender had the same first name. Then after another second of thought, I realized who had actually sent it, because of the last name: World Champion Pacer's Cool Sister. At first I had Blahblah's Little/Younger Sister but her sister is too cool (heeence the name) to be just her little sister.

Now you may be wondering why World Champion Pacer's Cool Sister was sending me a blog post. The answer: she didn't. World Champion Pacer actually sent me the post from her sister's email account. By accident. So I notified World Champion Pacer's Cool Sister, by sending her this.

"Hello, World Champion Pacer's* little sister. xD Would you mind telling World Champion Pacer that she is a dunce, and used your email instead of hers? Thank you so much. And yes, you can quote me. 'Dunce.'"
*Name has been changed, although not by request.

This is what she replied, which make her a Cool Sister as opposed to a Little Sister.

"Hey. For sure I'll call her a dunce... I like that word :) Haven't heard it in awhile, though... but, yeah, I'll call her a dunce for you ;)"

HOW KIND SHE IS :'D
And then World Champion Pacer sent me this.

"SORRY! Me and my sister share the little e-mail account space on our mac, and i forgot to check  XD 
For the record, I'm double checking that I'm sending this from my account, so if it shows up as my sister's it is not my fault (and was never my fault...although it was probably my fault). 
Also, way to creep out my sister. 
Also, are you using the post or not?!"

World Champion Pacer then explained exactly what happened.

"I was changing in my room and she knocked on the door and asked to come in. I, of course, said no. She then said; "Oh, well, Katrina called you a dunce."

My response was the following facial expression;  O_--      Followed by; "HAVE YOU BEEN READING MY E-MAILS!"

Then she explained it to me and I was kind of like "oh...I am a dumb-ass."

Then I'm pretty sure she e-mailed you, then I e-mailed you as well.

THE END"

Large font courtesy of le dunce.

I'm seriously debating making Le Dunce her new pseudonym... what do you think?

Day 71: Awesome plushies, number three

This one was for the older sister of the little girl who got the bear. She's three or four. I REALLY had fun with this one - unfortunately, my yellow pretty much died. xD The hair was fun though. It turned out perfectly - which, believe me, is REALLY rare. The little tunic is removable. I modified the pattern a little bit  - slightly shorter arms (it was the only way I had enough room for the pattern on the fabric xD) and waaay better ears, so he actually looks like an elf. The old ones were pretty crappy, believe me! Once again, ooooooodles of fabric paint used for pretty much EVERYTHING.

ISN'T HIS FACE ADORABLE?!?!?! ^3^

Pleaaaase tell me what you like here! I think it's my best plushie I've done so far... it certainly took a long time! xD Oh, and are you guys interested in seeing some early plushies? Like from a few years ago?